WTF What's Your Definition of Love?

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  1. Beths Arab

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    I know this probably sounds like an incredibly stupid question but what exactly is love?
    How do you know you're in it?
    Is there even such a thing as "true love"?
    I'm in a situation where I'm involved with a great lady for a little over a year and we get along great in every way but I'm not sure I'm feeling it quite like I should. She's really serious and is talking marriage but I have a kind of nagging doubt that I can't seem to get past.
    Anyone else ever experienced this?
    Did u cut and run or hang in there and what were the results ?
    I'll hang up and listen to your answers now.
     
  2. Shivvy

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    sex
     
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    Cant answer your questions. Too complex. Anything can happen.
     
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    There's 2 kinds. The one you can get rid of (wife / husband) and the one you can't (children / parents).
     
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    ATM = Love.
     
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    Blowing chowder down a girls throat is true love.
     
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    paige turnah

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    Finding a bullet on the hood of your pickup :hersh:

    Marriage? You want kids like 100% ? With this woman as a mother? Trust your gut, son.
     
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    Here it goes:

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    True love is when she charges less than $50

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    Turtle Man Hello Darling

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    blood on your lips and shit on your dick
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling

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    i thought it was nasty :jj:
     
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    When she gives up dat anus without asking you to pay he cell phone bill
     
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    You came to the right place. Relationship and financial advice are the two strong points here.



    Oh and grab her by the pussy.
     
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    Dawg's is like the father I never had!:bigcry:
     
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    Pussy grabbing songs incoming



     
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    well too put it bluntly, "love" is nature's way into tricking humanity to believing their is a love partner for them and thus partners (assuming not gay) procreate and have kids..After about 7 years, the feeling wears off, and nature is laughing at what fools people have been to take the bait...

    ...SUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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