Whats your fantasy

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  1. bennymuso

    bennymuso Italian by name, British by nature

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    Anything goes.....
     
  2. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Being in a hot tub full of gummy worms with Kate Beckinsale.
     
  3. zutroy

    zutroy Totally nude. Totally flawless.

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    retiring.
     
  4. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    getting a hand job from beth
    feel like being with two other women
     
  5. fixer

    fixer I'm Retarded you Jerk. On the Power.

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    I would love to kick the shit out of my boss. I don't work in an office, but have to report to him on a daily basis. I told my wife that if I every meet him in person, I'm going to jail. On our kitchen hutch I have a jar that's labeled "bail money". I put a 20.00 bill in every Friday. Almost has 1000.00 in it.
     
  6. Joe Bauers

    Joe Bauers Well-Known Member

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    My fantasies Died a long time ago. :scott:
     
  7. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Fuck!
     
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    Ashbeard Well-Known Member

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    To be a hobbit and live in a hobbit hole/cottage in the Shire country side, smoke my pipe and live a simple life.

    You said anything and I've been reading Tolkien lately.
     
  9. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    I have a rather short, but very serious "St. Anthony, make them die" list...
     
  11. Stinkfist

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    I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
     
  12. MISERABLE66

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    $$$$$$$
     
  13. Scarlett Ohara

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    Killing my ex ( while the insurance policy was still in effect ) and getting away with it. Less expensive than a divorce and no going to court every month. Surprised that no one else did it. Saving the stories for my book ;) and do I have them.
     
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    I want to be comfortably rich to the point where I never have to work again and I have enough money to do whatever I want.

    Also, enough money that my children are taken care of, should something happen to me.

    Then, once all that is settled.............teen anal.
     
  15. Night Ape

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    Buy up every piece of property in my hometown and bulldoze it to the ground - the whole town - gone from the Earth. For spite.
     
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    Right now Im watching Castle so Kate Beckett is my fantasy.
     
  17. Gretsch Man

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    Getting gang raped by a horde of asian chics in pigtails.
     
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    Glorious three way sex.
     
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    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    What's your hometown?
     
  20. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    Meeting a beautiful woman with a kind, sweet personality and no mental issues to live happily ever after with.

    Since I'm mired in reality, I'll stick with engaging in increasingly vile sex acts w/ loose women, as often as I can.
     
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