Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by bennymuso, Apr 6, 2015.
Being in a hot tub full of gummy worms with Kate Beckinsale.
getting a hand job from beth
feel like being with two other women
I would love to kick the shit out of my boss. I don't work in an office, but have to report to him on a daily basis. I told my wife that if I every meet him in person, I'm going to jail. On our kitchen hutch I have a jar that's labeled "bail money". I put a 20.00 bill in every Friday. Almost has 1000.00 in it.
My fantasies Died a long time ago.
To be a hobbit and live in a hobbit hole/cottage in the Shire country side, smoke my pipe and live a simple life.
You said anything and I've been reading Tolkien lately.
@wife is a whore
I have a rather short, but very serious "St. Anthony, make them die" list...
I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Killing my ex ( while the insurance policy was still in effect ) and getting away with it. Less expensive than a divorce and no going to court every month. Surprised that no one else did it. Saving the stories for my book and do I have them.
I want to be comfortably rich to the point where I never have to work again and I have enough money to do whatever I want.
Also, enough money that my children are taken care of, should something happen to me.
Then, once all that is settled.............teen anal.
Buy up every piece of property in my hometown and bulldoze it to the ground - the whole town - gone from the Earth. For spite.
Right now Im watching Castle so Kate Beckett is my fantasy.
Getting gang raped by a horde of asian chics in pigtails.
Glorious three way sex.
What's your hometown?
Meeting a beautiful woman with a kind, sweet personality and no mental issues to live happily ever after with.
Since I'm mired in reality, I'll stick with engaging in increasingly vile sex acts w/ loose women, as often as I can.