What's your favorite book in the Bible, and why?

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  1. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    Bonus topic: Who is your favorite Apostle, and why?


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    revelation. because its Gnar
     
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    peter-because he was a fuck up
     
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    the one that says you can't mix fabrics, eat shellfish and you must stone your wife if she's been a cunt
     
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    What does Gnar mean?
     
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    So you're an Old Testament fan?
     
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    it's right up there with dianetics
     
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    short for gnarly lol
     
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    i like the one with all the jews getting kicked out and made to wander...all the while killing everyone they meet along the way....
     
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    Job because it's pronounced Jobe.
     
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    I've never read the bible and I prefer non-fiction.
     
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    what you dont believe that jonah lived inside the belly of a fish for 3 days and nights?
     
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    I like the book where Jesus gets what's coming to him.
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    My favorite apostle is Shemp.
     
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    why you
    i oughta
     
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    How much time did you save by omitting the "l" and the "y" ???
     
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    Which one, exactly??

    Matthew 27:32-66
    Mark 15:15-47
    Luke 23:26-56
    John 19:17-42
     
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    Its pronounced "Yobe" in Spanish
     
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    psalm 69
     
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    The book of Billy.