Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Capn Crud, Jan 1, 2014.
Post them here
Still 2013 here
When the phone didn't ring for 5 whole minutes between 00:37 and 00:42. It was a time to remember.
I ripped a loud fart that made the cat crouch down looking for what caused the noise.
Awesome. Keep it up!
the lunatics firing gunshots and fireworks outside from 12:01 to 12:10
There doesn't seem to be any Schmoopy gimps yet.
Speaking of Schmoopy, I took a big dump as the clock struck midnight- it was magical!!!
I think my least is realizing Jeff Beck dumped the hot bass player that would hang her boob over the cut-out for some fugly black chick.
Worst news of the year so far
So far I've been posting and having the Home Alone Blurayenu looping on the television.
The black is the superior bassist.
The old bassist did this...
And she could play like a motherfucker too
I'm sure she'll land another job.
That's no where near the visual I had.
This thread is my highlight of 2014 so far
farted, no wet.
I startled & made a morbidly-obese man jump once when the vinyl chair I was sitting in significantly amplified my fart.. .. I tried to gently ease it out, but it shot out like a Saturn-5 rocket