Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by DuckDong, Dec 14, 2015.
Why are women and dog crap alike ?
The older they both get, the easier they are to pick up.
Why did God create woman?
To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use a lubricant
How many sexists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, let the bitch cook in the dark
Wanna hear a joke?
Why did the woman have two black eyes?
Her husband had to tell her twice.
An old joke about Calvin Coolidge when he was President … The President and Mrs. Coolidge were being shown [separately] around an experimental government farm. When [Mrs. Coolidge] came to the chicken yard she noticed that a rooster was mating very frequently. She asked the attendant how often that happened and was told, "Dozens of times each day." Mrs. Coolidge said, "Tell that to the President when he comes by." Upon being told, the President asked, "Same hen every time?" The reply was, "Oh, no, Mr. President, a different hen every time." President: "Tell that to Mrs. Coolidge."
Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up enough pressure.
Difference between a women and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
How do you turn your dishwasher into a snowblower?
Give her a shovel!
What's the difference between an umbrella and a broad?
Once in awhile you can shut an umbrella up.