What's your favorite sexist joke ?

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  1. DuckDong

    DuckDong Well-Known Member

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    Mine is

    Why are women and dog crap alike ?

    The older they both get, the easier they are to pick up.
     
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    Pelicanman Engorged Member VIP Gold

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    Why did God create woman?
    To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet

    What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
    Slow down and use a lubricant

    How many sexists does it take to change a light bulb?
    None, let the bitch cook in the dark
     
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    RobotsVsMonsters Semi-lurker since 2008

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    Wanna hear a joke?

    Women's rights


    Classic.
     
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    Why did the woman have two black eyes?

    Her husband had to tell her twice.
     
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    Woof Liver Shots?

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    An old joke about Calvin Coolidge when he was President … The President and Mrs. Coolidge were being shown [separately] around an experimental government farm. When [Mrs. Coolidge] came to the chicken yard she noticed that a rooster was mating very frequently. She asked the attendant how often that happened and was told, "Dozens of times each day." Mrs. Coolidge said, "Tell that to the President when he comes by." Upon being told, the President asked, "Same hen every time?" The reply was, "Oh, no, Mr. President, a different hen every time." President: "Tell that to Mrs. Coolidge."
     
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    Woof Liver Shots?

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    Why do men fart more than women?
    Because women can't shut up long enough to build up enough pressure.
     
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    Woof Liver Shots?

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    Difference between a women and a refrigerator?

    The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
     
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    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    How do you turn your dishwasher into a snowblower?











    Give her a shovel!
     
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    Fillmore Fingers Sandy Vag Banned User

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    What's the difference between an umbrella and a broad?

    Once in awhile you can shut an umbrella up.