Entertainment What's your ideal dick size?

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Whats your ideal dick size if you could choose?

  1. average length, thick girth

    11 vote(s)
    21.2%
  2. long, average girth

    8 vote(s)
    15.4%
  3. short chub, kinda like a tree stump

    2 vote(s)
    3.8%
  4. thick and long

    15 vote(s)
    28.8%
  5. short and thin

    2 vote(s)
    3.8%
  6. perfectly average

    13 vote(s)
    25.0%
  7. huge with a curved shaft

    6 vote(s)
    11.5%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Mr Cachexic

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    ladies this is for you too
     
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    Fitzwell?
     
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    this is the STERN forum, are you confused?
     
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    :jj:
     
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    Wtf does this even mean?
     
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    4 inches is fine :dontknow:
     
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    I would go with perfectly average, unfortunately I'm huge, my penis is big as fuck. It's the cross I bear. :tears:
     
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    Mike Hunt :c
     
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    Total choad, FTW.
     
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    Who is this @Lumbergh who keeps popping up?
     
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    Where's the micro-penis option?
     
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    Stahhppp....
     
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    Tree trunk isn't an option.
     
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