Entertainment What's your jerk off record

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by bennymuso, Apr 26, 2016.

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how many times in one day

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  1. bennymuso

    bennymuso England's Finest Gold

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    How many times have you jerked off in one day?
     
  2. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    Dude... :facepalm:
     
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  3. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    I get you asking for birthdays, social security numbers, and credit scores because I truly believe that you're up to some shady shit here. But this is getting bizarre wanting to know a " jerk off record."
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    he stole your idea for a thread?
     
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    So what's your record?
     
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    6
     
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    More times than I can count and I can count to potato.
     
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    You counted and remember?
     
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    I couldn't tell you. But I do know that my clothes no longer need hangers.
     
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    Jerkoffs per page = variable number of worthless bandwidth-wasting threads littering this forum with the name "Benny Muso" as OP.
     
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    That's pretty good. I think mine's four.
     
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    When I was 13, I yanked it 7 times in one day a couple of times. Back then I didn't give a fuck about chaffing. My dick was raw afterwards. Like skin peeling raw. I was a maniac.
     
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    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    I thought this was about distance?
     
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    Jesus Quintana is the best character in any movie/tv show of all time

    "I'll fuck you in the ass next wednesday instead WOOO"
     
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