What's your position on farting in the kitchen?

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  1. BaddFunn

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    I'm usually standing but sometimes I'm sitting at the kitchen table. :c
     
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    Typically in front of the sink
     
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    We don't use the garbage disposal much so our trash is usually a convenient spot to let out a sneaker.
     
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    lean to the left with right foot about 4 inches off the ground
     
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    Good form :golfclap:
     
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    i fart whenever i need to
     
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    high pitch. :cool:
     
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    I open the fridge and fart so the cold fart sinks for the dogs to enjoy.
     
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    Standing on right leg. Left leg cocked, as if about to throw a pitch. Butt slightly out.
     
  11. gwartney

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    :grad: with today's open concept home design, a fart in the kitchen doesn't have the impact it did back when the kitchen was an actual room.
     
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    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    You used to be so hot
     
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    Never do it. :nono:


    Don't use scented candles in the kitchen either. :nono:
     
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    very creative.
     
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    what if it's a bacon scented candle?
     
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    hmmmmm :bigthink
     
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    Ever fart on a dog? It's funny when they're sleeping and they give that wtf look.
     
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    What kind of animal keeps his dogs in the fridge?? :confused:
     
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    why won't you fart in the kitchen?
     
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    I asked EC but she won't tell me.