What's your preferred brand of personal lubricant?

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  1. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    4 out of 5 masturbators prefer Astro-Glide

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  2. nserafini

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    her tears
     
  3. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    of joy or pain?
     
  4. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    i like to hawk up a big ol loogie, then i fuck their tits & come on their face. chicks love it:rolleye:
     
  5. nserafini

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    i'm indifferent
     
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    Right into the asshole ... Man, sometimes you see that in an ass porno and it's just :facepalm:
     
  7. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I go full on raw.
     
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    Penzoil SAE 50 so I sound like a Harley
     
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    Tigger Please VIP Extreme Gold

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    Something low fat. A girl has to watch her figure
     
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    i dont know if this is really in the spirit of this thread, but my wife loves it when we use this stuff

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  12. DarkFriday

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    I let my little sister spit on my hand first :pedo:
     
  13. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    who the F has time to figure out whose is whose?
     
  14. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    You're a unfunny idiot. :facepalm:
     
  15. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    YOU'RE ALSO A FAKE SPIC PUSSY FOR HIDING YOUR REP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :woohoo:
     
  16. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    someday, just someday, you might get laid. :jj:
     
  17. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    I bet you also get confused by the pics on bathroom doors and end up peeing sitting down. :cwl:
     
  18. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    nkay... that all you got, Cap'n HeebTron?
     
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    srsly? you would struggle with who gets pink and who gets blue?

    or is the problem that chicks will only fuck you in a totally dark room?
     
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