What's Your Relationship With Benbas Like?

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  1. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    I feel the attraction between us and I feel like there might be room for it to blossom and grow into something more, but she ignores my PMs and my sexual advances...

    Plus, she never responds to her own threads! Should I take the hint and move on? Go back to stalking Condoleezza Rice? Or do you think there's a chance in this crazy old world for me and her to find a little happiness?

    I gotta know! Any advice, especially from the ladies, would be much appreciated!

    Piece & Love,
    Blue Balls in Baltimore
     
  2. Gromit

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    Sexual. Rough and sexual.
     
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    queerface Un-engaged Dyke Gold

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    estranged
     
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    There's hope. Just tell her how bad you feel about her poor sister - then move in for the kill.
     
  5. WillyBest

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    I tried that! She's like a riddle wrapped in an enigma! That Santa hat haunts my dreams and her magical blue font colors my days... I long, I lust, I wonder and need... Her lips, perchance to dream...
     
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    There's always rape :dontknow:
     
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    ¿noʎ op sɯɹɐǝɹıɟ ʎuɐ punoɹɐ ǝq p,ǝɥs ʞuıɥʇ ʇ,uop noʎ ˙ɯooq ɟo buıʞɐǝds
    ¡ʍoɥs ǝɥʇ uo ʇɥbıɹ ¡ɯooq
    ¿sǝʞıן ǝɥs sbuıɥʇ 'ʇɐɥʇ ʎןuo ʇou ¡ʇsod ʎɹǝʌǝ ɹǝɥ uı pǝʇsǝɹǝʇuı ʎןןɐǝɹ sı pɹɐʍoɥ sʞuıɥʇ ǝɥs
    ˙ʇnu ɐ ɟo ʇıq ɐ s,ǝɥs ʞuıɥʇ ı ˙ɹǝɥ ɥʇıʍ "dıɥsuoıʇɐןǝɹ" ɐ ǝʌɐɥ ʎןןɐǝɹ ʇ,uop ı ןןǝʍ
     
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    Gawddammit! Spazz wins! Spazz always wins.
     
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    Like that of a guy who works in a downtown office building and the crazy homeless screamer who begs outside his office. She's around a lot, but he's learned several coping techniques to ignore, avoid, or otherwise keep his distance.
     
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    It's always "peace and love" except when the dumb bitch spouts off that I have no right to comment about Howard since I don't listen to the show which is pretty much always. :bigcry:
     
  12. WillyBest

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    :lol:

    "My stapler..."
     
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    Seems healthy! So she has the same effect on you as she does on me... Thank Gawd! I thought I was alone!!!
     
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    She wouldn't be as annoying to me if she actually responded to the insanity she posted and took some responsibility for it.
     
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    She is cool beans.
     
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    :ulol:

    Me? I found it amusing! :hhh:
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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  19. WillyBest

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    My dream date with Benbas (follow me here):
    - Arby's parking lot
    - Sad hand job
    - Roasted Beef & Cheddar

    Am I right? Come on guys, back me up!
     
  20. Gromit

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    How about if she jerks you off with a hot philly cheese steak?