What's your relationship with your garbage man?

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  1. FSFN

    FSFN Well-Known Member

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    Boy oh boy, I have a bone to pick with mine. He threw the lid of my garbage can out with the garbage! I confronted him about it, & he said "it is what it is" & then asked me if I ever screwed up my job before.
     
  2. Joe Bauers

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    Chico never acknowledges me. :depressed:
     
  3. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    I received a note on my garbage can, stating that it can't weigh more than 35 pounds. They removed two of the bags, and left the third one in there. I left the note on it, and wrote, "Join a gym, faggots", or something like that. It's not like I was throwing away bowling balls or something, right? Jesus.

    Anyhoo, HUGE mistake. They'd empty my garbage and then, from what I can tell, punted my garbage can and used the lid as a Frisbee. Fuckers.
     
  4. markluke

    markluke Well-Known Member

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    I only have a relationship at Christmas when I leave a case of beer and a bunch of Dunkin Donuts gift cards for them on the last pickup before the holiday.
     
  5. John Smith

    John Smith Well-Known Member VIP

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    I miss Black On Black. I don't even know if it's on anymore.
     
  6. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Hey, at least your garbageman speaks English...
     
  7. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    LOL, that approach works better with non-recurring services.
     
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    they're the worst! over privileged mfers. they make more than police here and they do the worst job. if you park in the driveway, they wont even collect your trash. they don't wanna walk around a car.
     
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    i am really glad he did that :cheer:
     
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    icypussy clit finder Gold

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    This thread reminds me of the shuffle I heard the other week where the King of all blacks could tell peoples ethnicity by their trash, he was dead on. I have some respect for the trash men, they bust their asses and have a job.
     
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  11. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Ours is all automated so they never have to get out of their trucks and they pick up before 7 so I never see them.
     
  12. GaryPuppet

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    Dont have one. He just pulls to the curb, sticks out the arm, grabs the barrels and dumps them.
    Then sets them back down and moves down the street to the next ones.

    No more mexicans hanging off the back of trucks.
     
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    ohmicah Real Gad About Town

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    I bring my garbage to the dump myself while listening to a radio program called "Music To Go To The Dump By"
     
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    My garbage men are assholes. They were tossing a bag of my trash into the truck and it burst open when they didn't get it in. They left the entire mess where it was and drove away.
     
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