What's your relationship with your mailman ?

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  1. FSFN

    FSFN Well-Known Member

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    Mine is wonderful! He sorts out all the junk mail & knocks on our door when ever we have a package delivered!
     
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    no eye contact
     
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    meanredhed VIP Extreme Gold

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    My mailman is great. He comes to my door with any packages that don't fit in the mailbox. I also avoid eye contact.
     
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    He's a good lay:coffee:
     
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    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    Excellent! He finishes off my wife so I can tend to the things that really matter. Like cheeseburgers and naps.
     
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    sexual
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    mine's a fucking asshole..never closes the door on my mailbox, even if it is raining

    never puts the red flag up after picking up mail..i work from home and sometimes get important bidness stuff in the mail, and have to walk up and down my driveway checking to see if he has delivered. My driveway is just over 1/4 mile long, its fucking annoying
     
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    Thats only a short walk.
     
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    let's just say they used to kill the bearer of bad news
     
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    Were still playing "just the tip" at the moment.
     
  11. Quite Frankly

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    Fuckin' guy keeps stealing all the Victoria's Secrets....where oh where am I supposed to look for free stuff to jerk off to?

    Have you heard about this intah-net, Robin? I'm predicting it's the wave of the future.
     
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    None. Occasional hello.
     
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    Got a new one, have to convince him to resume the handjob duties.
     
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    mines nice enough, sports a Wilfred-Brimly stache, he's always drunk and has never gotten a new a uniform since he started with the Post Office, he never bathes or launders, he's very uncomfortable with small talk and constantly delivers the wrong mail. but he's cool
     
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    nine inches and a purty, soft mouth, need i say more

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    you sound like a fat body
     
  17. Turkeyneck

    Turkeyneck Howard's got one, not me VIP

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    for quite a while we had a tall, awkward dorky type that always talked to us when he saw us. nice guy. turns out he reported a house down the street after he repeatedly smelled marijuana as he passed by. sure enough it ended up being a pretty good sized grow op (it's a pretty nice area)
    the newspaper reported the story as it happened and our friendly mailman must have requested to be transferred because we didn't see him anymore shortly after that. haven't really had a steady mailman in the last while, seems like there have been quite a few different ones.
     
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    Wtf did WillyBest do to you? :jj: :spit: Your sig almost made me choke.
     
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    Mine is a femailman, a real sea donkey, but she's cool.
     
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    The point isn't the walking..it's a waste of time, and he should do his job..