What's Your Relationship With Your Pet(s) Like?

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  1. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    I've got two cats, the old one is super cool, he acts like a dog. He'll play fetch, doesn't mind water and licks his balls. The younger one is borderline retarded, runs around like a spazz (no offense, Spazzmatazz!) and wants nothing to do with me. Little fucker was a rescue, too! What should I do? Tweet Beff? Wait until she writes Oh My Puss? I don't have that kinda time! I need answers NOW!!!

    Please don't make a mockery of this.
     
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    Hard to get.
     
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    He's my buddy. Responds well to peanut butter.
     
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    Your pet, not your boyfriend...
     
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    What are we talking, dog? Cat? Tongue like sandpaper? Paint me a picture!
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Have to tried peanut butter and rufies? Rufies hidden in peanut butter?
     
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    I was purposefully ambiguous for this very reason. Peanut butter is bought by the gallon in this house.

    Wanna come over and see what I'm talking about?
     
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    Two dogs..both German breeds used allot in WW2

    Both big ... both couch potatoes
     
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    That depends. Would I be the peanut butterer or butteree?
     
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    We have an excellent relationship despite the fact that I had his nuts popped out and snipped off like spent flowers. He doesn't hold a grudge and still gets lucky with the neighbor's dog sometimes. Yes, he completes the act to the point of being tied together even though he is shooting blanks. I never knew it was possible until he got hung up with the neighbors pooch.
     
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    I don't play favorites. Whatever your lil heart desires mister. :c
     
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    Is that one in your AV? Good guard dogs or no?
     
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    Mine fucked another dog a week after getting neutered. Apparently they can still have active swimmers for up to a month. Nothing happened, but we were holding our breath for 60 days hah.
     
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    Good luck on Maury!
     
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    He's a french bully, so the mutated children that would came out would be no doubt his.
     
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    No. . But mine is a clone of that one. ... great family pets

    Super smart


    And yes good gurad dogs. ..some will even do your taxes
     
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    My grandma used to breed them. Coolest dogs ever, and yeah smart as a whip, loyal. Great family dog and protector.
     
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    My relationship with my animals is marvelous.

    My poodle is winding down. He's still lively and happy, but moving slower, blind, etc. I've had him for four years now...I estimated his age about 15 when I found him shivering on the side of the road in the rain. Someone had just dropped him off in my neighborhood because he had some health issues (I assume). Saw him on the corner dripping wet in the rain. I drove around the block, pulled up to the curb and opened my car door. He jumped right in next to me and off we drove.

    BEST hitch hiker I ever picked up.

    The cats are all whores.
     
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    1 cat down, 1 to go. I'm making sure he lives until like 24 at least though. He's 19.