I've got two cats, the old one is super cool, he acts like a dog. He'll play fetch, doesn't mind water and licks his balls. The younger one is borderline retarded, runs around like a spazz (no offense, Spazzmatazz!) and wants nothing to do with me. Little fucker was a rescue, too! What should I do? Tweet Beff? Wait until she writes Oh My Puss? I don't have that kinda time! I need answers NOW!!! Please don't make a mockery of this.