What's your secret weapon?

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  1. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Bede bede beep Gold

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    be it a recipe or a certain skill you have, what talent is your calling card/secret weapon?

    Mine is cooking, specifically this recipe:

    http://allrecipes.com/recipe/228375/lamb-shank-vindaloo/

    I just dump everything but the second onion and shanks in a blender, purée, then pour it over a diced onion and four shanks which I've placed in a slow cooker. It cools for 24 hrs on low and served with basmati rice, naan and broccoli. If I'm feeling ambitious, I'll also put in three sweet potatoes hat have been fixed and peeled.

    Bring it. What makes you drop the microphone and walk off stage???
     
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    I love nachos with a female horsemeat dip that contains 143 ingredients. :p
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    It's a secret.
     
  4. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...everything about me is a secret weapon.
     
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    Not sure if this is the right thread for this (I'd rather be posting in a "what are you cooking tonight? or what are you drinking tonight?" thing), but...

    Matching food and wine (beverage) and who's eating it/drinking it.

    You come to my table...I make you food...I bring beverages...much rejoicing...after that I promise, I WILL remember what you liked and will do it again.

    Basically, tonight was turkey/bison meatloaf, mashed badaydahs, corn (from the summer, off the cob, frozen for just this kinda dish), carrots, peas, gravy, and a glass each of Portuguese White, Ravenswood Zin, and seltzer.

    Burp.

    Anything else, Robin?
     
  6. Turkeyneck

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    my rapist wit.
     
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    For real.
     
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    Cinnaminion All Shadowy Light

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    My words ..... :whistle:
     
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    up up down down left right left right b a start
     
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    My sense of humor? :rolleye:
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    I hope you meant "my rapier wit"

    I could be wrong.
     
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    Yes. :)
     
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    Very late! Like asleep in your dreams. LOL
     
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    Jewlican Not this shit again! VIP

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    I got them from a hobo that I murdered for my own sexual gratification.
    And I have a wholesome, decent sense of humor!
     
  17. MilkyDischarge

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    no, rapist wit is more valued
     
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    you could be.
     
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    Did you mean "A Rapier Wit?"
     
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