what's your status at the Bank ?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Super Mario, Jul 25, 2014.

  1. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    I'm about to hit 11 grand. Still can't get approved for a bank credit card :nocheer:
     
  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    I need to take a shit
     
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  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    When I walk in they start snickering :what:
     
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  4. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    do everything online
     
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    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    They gave me a free sucker.
     
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    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Ditto
     
  7. wigtropolis

    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    sperm bank
     
  8. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ VIP

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    if you owe money to another bank you are on "Check Sytems".
    banks share this info.

    hi Mario.
     
  9. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

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    I'm on the board, need me to make a call for you, mario?
     
  10. Orgy Pants

    Orgy Pants teklife

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    they tell me to wear a shirt and shoes every time i come in [​IMG]
     
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  11. fletchman71

    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    Mario, contact Lever and set up a line of credit through him.
     
  12. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

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    Mario are you saving towards something or saving just to save? You should invest in some low risk stuff instead of just letting the bank use your money for free.
     
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    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    Ask them if they offer any secured credit card options.
     
  14. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    I wish they would give me a bread maker if i sign up for CD
     
  15. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Burn in hell, shit mult!
     
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  16. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    That's how I repaired my credit after my bankruptcy.
     
  17. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I've got about 25 grand. I've never taken out a loan in my life.
     
  18. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    whats your average status over/under?
     
  19. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Idiots giving out personal information.:facepalm:
     
  20. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    whats that mean?