Whats your technique for powdering under your balls and in your butt crack?

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  1. Ridic Too

    Ridic Too New Member Banned User

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    I need one that doesn't get the powder all over my bed.

    I go happy baby pose but it still makes a mess. :cuss:
     
  2. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    how long you been back mikey?
     
  3. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i used to powder but then i realized it's unnecessary. sometimes i smear gobs of gold bond (green bottle) lotion on my nuts and i feel so fresh.
     
  4. Chief2Kick

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    After I stopped wiping altogether the powder didn't seem necessary.
     
  5. Ridic Too

    Ridic Too New Member Banned User

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    I use Monkey Butt brand. I love it. I was moving all day in 100 degree weather so my taint is caked in it right now.
     
  6. sstressed

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    don't need to.

    it's a dry heat. :)
     
  7. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    ??
     
  8. Ridic Too

    Ridic Too New Member Banned User

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    I was back for a few months as Buddy Duke. Dawg offered to turn me back into Ridic a few days ago. He's the man.
     
  9. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    if you let your damn pubes grow, you don't need powder. I know that runs contrary to popular belief but its true. no sack sticking to your leg either. pubes actually make it cooler down there & no chafing for you fatfuks. nature has it all figured out.:hat:
     
  10. Ridic Too

    Ridic Too New Member Banned User

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    I shave all my pubes off. It looks so much better. I am considering getting laser hair removal down there because shaving is such a pain.
     
  11. The Cunt

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    bellows
     
  12. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    cant remember if i ever talked to you a "buddy duke" :jj:
     
  13. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    i just stick the bottle in my pants and squeeze it a couple of times
     
  14. sstressed

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    so one day i thought i'd squeeze some baby powder into my socks.

    it was dark when i left home and i didn't notice something. with every step i took, there would be a decent sized puff of powder shooting out of my shoes. it lasted long enough for everybody to see. very classy.

    didn't do that again. :dance2:
     
  15. Mur

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    Me too.
     
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    I went out with a guy when I was 19 who was one of my first serious boyfriends. He was a senior in college and took it upon himself to teach me the care and treatment of men. He gave instruction on the importance of baby powdering ballage and the proper procedure.
     
  17. Ridic Too

    Ridic Too New Member Banned User

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    I asked my girlfriend to do it tonight and she said, "baby, I love you, but not THAT much." :nocheer:
     
  18. Stew Nod

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    lol
     
  19. Mack

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    I have never once powdered my balls.
     
  20. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    I've never even had the thought cross my mind.