Whay do you do for a living?

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    you know like i sell great cars!
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    dump
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I import and export latex but I always wanted to be an architect.
     
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    like condoms?
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Art? :c
     
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    I install Tyvek on houses
     
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    Plastics.
     
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    I am the President and CEO of Vandelay Industries and am looking to hire a new latex salesman because he spends all of his time drawing up additions to the Guggenheim museum.
     
  11. Lemmy

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    I'm a marine biologist.
     
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    Packaging sales for electronic and aerospace industry.
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    I'm the head dishwasher
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    I am the assistant to the Traveling Secretary for the New York Yankees.
     
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    I put feathers on arrows also known as fletching.... My personal best record is 71 arrows in an hour.
     
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    I got three reps from that and amazingly I didn't get any neg reps when they found out I was talking out of my ass.
     
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    [video=youtube_share;jBfygUiS50g]http://youtu.be/jBfygUiS50g[/video]
     
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