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Wheeew... Just unloaded a Claim Jumper induced duece

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by 2Manboobs, Dec 24, 2012.

  1. 2Manboobs

    2Manboobs New Member Shot Dead

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    That was painful . . .


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  2. Westerberg

    Westerberg Nowhere is my home Gold

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    A Moobs Shit thread!
     
  3. Capn Crud

    Capn Crud The pride of Cucamonga VIP Gold

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    I had a meatball sangwich and onion rings at lunch and had serious gas at the party I was at. Whilst opening presents, I would wait for everyone to laugh so the sound would be covered up. Otherwise I would find a unoccupied room or corner in the house to flatulate
     
  4. Billy Brown

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    I think that could feed me for a week.
     
  5. 2Manboobs

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  6. 2Manboobs

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    Their portion sizes are insane
     
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    How did you explain away the smell?
     
  8. Westerberg

    Westerberg Nowhere is my home Gold

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    Same to you man!
     
  9. Acid

    Acid Shat Dead

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  10. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie VIP

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    I made like 30 big, fat meatballs for the fam dinner tonight and there's still about 12 left. I just went to the fridge and crammed one in my mouth and sat there chomping it down like a God damned animal! In honor of moobs, I suspect it will look quite similar on the way out tomorrow morning.
     
  11. 2Manboobs

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    Those crazy Boons :snicker:
     
  12. 2Manboobs

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    I pulled the plunger out of the service closet & set it next to the toilet... You'd be well advised to do the same
     
  13. KennyNoisewater

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    That's a big ass sandwich.
     
  14. 2Manboobs

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    Had the Fried Mootzerell as an appetizer, as well ...Mmmmm mmm
     
  15. crazypreacher

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    Lol
     
  16. TonyJax

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    I just tossed a 2 for 1 cheeseburger cupon away:doh:
     
  17. big faggy

    big faggy Oh, sorry, my emotions are making me testy! VIP

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    I ate there one time and one time only. I got some sort of chicken/pasta/vegetable thing and by the time I took one bite of that piece of chocolate cake I was literally scurrying to the bathroom. I never poop in public if I can help it but this was one of those cases. You just yell Mayday, and try to pull out of the inevitable crash, but you end up covered from head to toe in your own shit.
     
  18. big faggy

    big faggy Oh, sorry, my emotions are making me testy! VIP

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    Attention, everyone! Howie ate one meatball!
     
  19. Phil McKrakin

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  20. nfbuckeye

    nfbuckeye Gonzo Weatherman. VIP

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    You always seem to be in some state of gastrointestinal distress. You should see a doctor. Probably cancer.