Wheels to Howard: Do You Swallow?

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  1. Benjamen

    Benjamen Well-Known Member

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    This, after Howard asked if Wheels could blow a load. Howard, who had just been fixating on the mechanics of the paralyzed guy's cock -- and before that on how good-looking Rob Zombie is -- immediately becomes cold and says he isn't gay in any way, and that it's not even funny to joke about Howard being gay. Wheels had to cheer him up by saying he's been a listener since the '80s, and knows Howard isn't gay. Still, Howard says Wheels is odd, and that he isn't even sure if he wants him to come to the birthday show now, because it's just weird.

    Thirty minutes later, Howard plays clips of Riley getting annoyed by callers asking him if he swallows loads, and has a blast listening to Riley's flustered replies.

    It occurred to me that without the screeners and layers of protection, that would be Howard's show: Caller after caller asking him if he's gay.
     
  2. ClumpyStern

    ClumpyStern HSS-clean since Dec 2011 VIP

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    "ARM, you're on the air..."
     
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  3. Gromit

    Gromit New Member

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    If only...if only...
     
  4. Bethstampon

    Bethstampon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    How many times has he fixated on Wheels penis over the years?...it is OCD fueled gay...I am convinced he tries hard to suppress it, but we all know
     
  5. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    The hypocrisy is non stop
    The wigged boy in the plastic bubble panics even during a friendly caller.
     
  6. newcastlefan

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    he doesn't lift either
     
  7. tv910

    tv910 Well-Known Member

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    Howard's obsession with cock is creepy enough but his fixation on dysfunctional cocks is even worse. When Jeff Jarvis called in to welcome Robin back after her illness he made the mistake of telling Howard he'd had his prostate removed due to cancer. Howard pounced on the poor guy and peppered him with rude insensitive questions and wouldn't quit even when it was clear Jeff was shaken and embarrassed - "Can you get hard?", "Can you satisfy your wife?", What exactly can you do?", "Does she blow you?". It was uncomfortable to listen to and any normal person would have felt bad about it. Not Howard - he's a pig.
     
  8. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    -He basically told Sarah that when she was with Jimmy she was fat and practicably boring. He asked her about how much plastic surgery she had and then said that she was broke and old without children. Howard really really wanted to know about that thick cock rubbing Sarah in that movie sex scene...what she had described as a sexual assault.
    :facepalm:


    -During his AGT news clips he was shocked and appalled that people question how much money he has. Stern never talks about other peoples money....is the fake story.



    -He had Robin play the clip game where he played the ham hands clip goofing on her childhood molestation.

    The man has no soul.
     
  9. Halloween

    Halloween Well-Known Member

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    15 minutes of real callers getting through would probably cause Howard to retire and move in with his therapist. He probably knows this which is why he plays it safe with Mariann and her ilk.
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    He is flustered now when he gets a Howardtv call
     
  11. tv910

    tv910 Well-Known Member

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    He sure cut that caller off fast!
     
  12. Ruffypup

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    It seems to me the Riley Martin takes "cranky calls" much more in stride than Howard :dontknow:
     
  13. Morrisb

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    I've really been missing some good shows. :coffee:
     
  14. Benjamen

    Benjamen Well-Known Member

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    Yes, Howard gets away with murder, and he's confident he always will.

    Now listen to this song I heard over the weekend that says the n-word 50 billion times, Robin.
     
  15. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh I got a head that's large Gold

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    [video=youtube;1uyBQJWiy_8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uyBQJWiy_8[/video]

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  16. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Wheels final stupid stunt to get on the Stern Show. Not really but can only hope.

    [video=youtube;lTTmWiCoqHc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTTmWiCoqHc[/video]
     
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    username Well-Known Member VIP

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    Its so sad...
    Back on "censored" terrestrial radio Howard had unscreened phone calls. It was hilarious when some old hag called in and cursed at Howard and how rude he was or if another caller goofed on Howard.

    Just bringing back unscreened phone calls would make 1 segment each show great again.

    I guess the problem is
    1) Benjy. He can't write insult responses fast enough like Jackie could
    2) People knows more about Howard. People believed his bullshit in the 1990is. The show was great back then but its hard to listen to them. Howard lies all the time even back then and his cock obsession was as great back then as now. 40 years of "how big is your cock".
    3) Howard is more insecure. Guess the shrinks brainwashing.
    4) Howard wants to be accepted today. I don't know why. People here would blame Beth and that she wants to hug red carpets. But that is not it. Howard only cares about Howard. It could be as easy as: today is a Political Correct world and if you want to make tons of money be PC. Is there a more easy "job" then work less then 30 days/year on a shitty TV show and rake in 15 million?
     
  18. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    Its a ridiculous question, of course he does...:coffee:
     
  19. PiggyMohammad

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    I bet he could sneak in a couple of ZooZaZoos and call Howard a closeted, cock connoisseur , before getting cut of.
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  20. Douchebag 007

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