When a candidate sends me a resume that is more than one page I just delete it

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  1. Ridic Too2

    Ridic Too2 New Member Banned User

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    The rule is one page. If you feel you have to go to a second page then you are an insecure faggot and don't deserve to work for me.
     
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    I just helped someone with a resume and I told them the same thing.
     
  4. Ridic Too2

    Ridic Too2 New Member Banned User

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    I bet your resume is tattooed on your forearms. If it is on more than one arm you can't work for me.
     
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    Ridic Too2 New Member Banned User

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    You can work for me.
     
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    I seriously doubt anyone would entrust hiring to you.
     
  7. Jack-A-Roe

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    ridic, you ever skip over a resume because the name "sounds black"?
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Doesn't it depend on the industry?
     
  10. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    OP is correct. (srs)
     
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    people w/ long resumes tend to be old too, dont hire them
     
  12. Satori Brah

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    :mad:
     
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    if you're over 30, listing all 14 jobs you've had since you were 12 is not what anyone wants to see.
     
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    The higher the position the longer the resume can and should be. You get a professional one done for a six figure job and it will be anywhere from 4 to 7 pages.
     
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    His tats disappear week to week so he might be in luck.
     
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    My wife has worked for one company since she was a teenager. She's thinking about leaving but is freaked out about the interview process since she really has never had to do one.
     
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    First page of mine is my kick ass accomishments at work. Second page is my kick ass posts here.
     
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    It's actually not as funny as it is sad.
     
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    I sense sexual tension