WTF When and who gave you your first blowjob?

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  1. Gaylord Focker

    Gaylord Focker Well-Known Member VIP

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    Anyone get their hot friends mom to be your first?
     
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    Didn't happen
     
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    I don't remember his name. :coffee:

    Father (McSomething).
     
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    @Ryan Lever is giving out blowjobs for change at the local howard johnson lobby bathroom in Sudbury
     
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    With teeth in or out?
     
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    When I was 19 by my first girlfriend in the backseat of my car
     
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    This one time....

    ...at band camp....
     
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    Kanye Wests mom slobbered my knob.
     
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    She make you cum?
     
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    it costs extra without
     
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    I was 16. my high school girlfriend was in love with my meat and would blow me daily (and loved to swallow). Silly me, I just assumed the rest of my life would turn out that way.
     
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    I bet a few men here are still waiting. :giggle:
     
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    Is there a statute of limitation for incest?
     
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    Coke Can Baby Don't be a skunk

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    @garypagetwo
     
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    I promised Phoebe Cates I would never tell.
     
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    From your mother

     
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    Gloria (Lebron) James.
     
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    My first girlfriend. I was 16 and she was 15. She started blowing me in the back seat of my parents car in our closed garage as it was the only place to get some privacy without making it obvious. We just told my parents we were going outside for a walk and snuck back into the garage. I will never forget the feeling of having her mouth on my cock for the first time. Didn't finish because we were nervous because if someone opened the door we were screwed. We eventually went back into the house and she finished me in the basement. I made her swallow. She was a good girl, even gave up the butt on prom night and many times after that. We dated for six years