When at the urinal and you really have to fart, then your boss walks in...

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  1. Tranquil

    Tranquil Well-Known Member

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    Do you?
     
  2. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    Pee on him :dontknow:
     
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    Tranquil Well-Known Member

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    That's just gross. How dare you.
     
  4. VarmintSam

    VarmintSam Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I hate that. Never fails, I usually have my best farts at the urinals.
     
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  5. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    The boss will fart if you fart. Let er rip tater chip.
     
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  6. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    I fart in front of my 86yo mother
    So.....
    I'd jerk my cock in front of my boss
    and lay pearly white ropes on his wingtip loafers.
     
  7. Not Sure

    Not Sure Well-Known Member Banned User

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    If my boss walked in the bathroom while I'm trying to piss/fart ,I would knock him the fuck out.
     
  8. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    you sure bout that?
     
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    I'd say something like "hey boss! Oh, by the way..... <Fart>"
     
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    Babs Well-Known Member

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    Just go in the stall, shut the door piss/fart away. He wont know who it is.
     
  13. Zarathustra

    Zarathustra Well-Known Member

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    just do this instead. gets a better reaction.

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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    My boss is a chick so sure. :c
     
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    ^ reports to a chick :spit:
     
  16. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Because I'm the only guy in the entire country that has a female boss.
     
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    It's vomit
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

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    Sure, there are plenty of guys who aren't better at their job than a girl.
     
  19. Nickthedick

    Nickthedick Absotutely

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    I'll show him who's boss...
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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