When at the urinal and you really have to fart, then your boss walks in...

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  1. Tranquil

    Tranquil Decent! VIP

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    Do you?
     
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    Pee on him :dontknow:
     
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    That's just gross. How dare you.
     
  4. yosemite sam

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    I hate that. Never fails, I usually have my best farts at the urinals.
     
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    The boss will fart if you fart. Let er rip tater chip.
     
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    I fart in front of my 86yo mother
    So.....
    I'd jerk my cock in front of my boss
    and lay pearly white ropes on his wingtip loafers.
     
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    If my boss walked in the bathroom while I'm trying to piss/fart ,I would knock him the fuck out.
     
  8. DrSublux

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    you sure bout that?
     
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    I'd say something like "hey boss! Oh, by the way..... <Fart>"
     
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    Just go in the stall, shut the door piss/fart away. He wont know who it is.
     
  13. Zarathustra

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    just do this instead. gets a better reaction.

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    My boss is a chick so sure. :c
     
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    ^ reports to a chick :spit:
     
  16. JameGumb

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    Because I'm the only guy in the entire country that has a female boss.
     
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    It's vomit
     
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    Sure, there are plenty of guys who aren't better at their job than a girl.
     
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    I'll show him who's boss...
     
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