When chicks bend over or squat, and their panties hang out the back of their pants

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Sep 24, 2010.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Does anyone believe that it is EVER an accident?

    I know if I wear a shorter-than-average shirt, and I bend over, I can feel it the second my drawers are exposed.

    So don't even try to play dumb.

    Sluts.


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  2. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    And sometimes we do it on purpose. We know you're watching. :wink:
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    "Sometimes" my ass. I can see through the female web of deceit.

    "Oh, tee hee hee, look, my shirt wasn't covering everything! I am SO embarrassed!!!"


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    That chick gives a whole new meaning to "Whale tail"
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I'm going to figure out a way that guys can walk around with part of their dongs hanging out, "accidentally". Then who'll have the last laugh?!?! Not you!!!
     
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    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    i hope the load bearing ability of that chain is adequate, or someone is going to lose an eye
     
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  7. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I should probably have reworded this...
     
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    you can shoot an arrow into that crack
     
  9. Partyxanimal

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    I think it's like Ass cleavage
     
  10. eliasbboy

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    Whale tail.

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    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    Is that a screen cap from the game Hunt the Wumpus?
     
  12. Maschine Zeit

    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

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    i agree...but i'm not complaining when it's a hot chick. that can be the best thing about going grocery shopping. those low shelves are nice. :marx:
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I'm not complaining at all. As long as they know we're not stupid. We know it is completely intentional.

    Dirty girls...
     
  14. Partyxanimal

    Partyxanimal Well-Known Member

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    Maybe it is an accident sometimes :D


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  15. Super Mario

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    I am such a fag I honestly do not even notice it:embarassed:
     
  16. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I enjoy sitting behind them at sporting events.

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  17. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    And yes, I'm a creep for taking that but after staring at it for 3 hours I had to do something. Fuck you.
     
  18. Maschine Zeit

    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

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    i'm sure you're eying up man crack though. :D
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Was she bleeding from the anus??
     
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    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

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    creep. :jj: