When did you last have sex & how was it?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by garypagetwo, Oct 4, 2013.

  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Mom Jeans Expert VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    24,330
    Joined:
    Jun 1, 2012
    Messages:
    28,384
    Likes Received:
    22,785
    me: 2+ years ago so I don't really remember it.
     
  2. Stone Cold

    Stone Cold \m/ (͡๏̯͡๏) \m/ Gold

    Reputations:
    10,751
    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2010
    Messages:
    14,556
    Likes Received:
    3,018
  3. Ridic Too

    Ridic Too New Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    May 5, 2013
    Messages:
    3,787
    Likes Received:
    2
    At lunch and it was meh.
     
  4. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

    Reputations:
    297
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    35,571
    Likes Received:
    3,784
    On Sunday and it was awesome...and gave him a BJ before work yesterday. :c
     
  5. Micheal Kenyon

    Micheal Kenyon Here

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Apr 3, 2013
    Messages:
    11,406
    Likes Received:
    13,035
    About two hours ago and it's still all over my hand.

    Dued. Didnt' you have a dat lats weeekend? Shit, mi fingres are sticking toooo the keybord.
     
  6. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

    Reputations:
    120,536
    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2011
    Messages:
    192,217
    Likes Received:
    118,702
    :faint:
     
  7. Phillip

    Phillip Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    3,024
    Joined:
    Jan 23, 2012
    Messages:
    3,292
    Likes Received:
    1,812
    Today and it was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
     
  8. TelegramSam

    TelegramSam I love Sam's cock Banned User

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Dec 8, 2012
    Messages:
    6,653
    Likes Received:
    54
    A long time ago, it was not good.
     
  9. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

    Reputations:
    120,536
    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2011
    Messages:
    192,217
    Likes Received:
    118,702
    :console:
     
  10. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Mom Jeans Expert VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    24,330
    Joined:
    Jun 1, 2012
    Messages:
    28,384
    Likes Received:
    22,785
    dude why do you keep asking if i went on a date? you know she suddenly said she had to go on a cruise ship.
    :(
     
  11. TelegramSam

    TelegramSam I love Sam's cock Banned User

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Dec 8, 2012
    Messages:
    6,653
    Likes Received:
    54
    It's alright my friend, I had a good run in the 90's. :jj:
     
  12. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

    Reputations:
    76,636
    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2010
    Messages:
    131,340
    Likes Received:
    112,252
    Gary, Are you going to watch Artie on Fallon with us tonight?
     
  13. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

    Reputations:
    23,669
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    35,674
    Likes Received:
    14,176
    Tuesday night...right before bed...nothing like falling asleep after some bed wrestling :cheer:
     
  14. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

    Reputations:
    18,664
    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2010
    Messages:
    30,276
    Likes Received:
    19,219
    A couple days ago. I was okay. She's young and doesn't do much but make a bunch of noise unless she's on top.
     
  15. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Mom Jeans Expert VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    24,330
    Joined:
    Jun 1, 2012
    Messages:
    28,384
    Likes Received:
    22,785
    I hate Artie and don't really like Fallon, so I think I'll pass. Thanks though :)
    When did you last have sex btw?
     
  16. Phillip

    Phillip Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    3,024
    Joined:
    Jan 23, 2012
    Messages:
    3,292
    Likes Received:
    1,812
    Gary fucked a poodle last night.
     
  17. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Message Board Poster VIP

    Reputations:
    41,299
    Joined:
    Aug 31, 2010
    Messages:
    52,264
    Likes Received:
    26,893
    Do they get NBC in Oslo?
     
  18. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

    Reputations:
    23,669
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    35,674
    Likes Received:
    14,176
  19. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Nov 29, 2010
    Messages:
    42,235
    Likes Received:
    4
    creepy
     
  20. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

    Reputations:
    23,669
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    35,674
    Likes Received:
    14,176
    Wanna hug? Spoon, perhaps?