When did you last have sex & how was it?

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    me: 2+ years ago so I don't really remember it.
     
  2. Stone Cold

    Stone Cold STOMPING A MUD HOLE IN SHITTY POSTERS SINCE 2001

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    At lunch and it was meh.
     
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    On Sunday and it was awesome...and gave him a BJ before work yesterday. :c
     
  5. Micheal Kenyon

    Micheal Kenyon Here

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    About two hours ago and it's still all over my hand.

    Dued. Didnt' you have a dat lats weeekend? Shit, mi fingres are sticking toooo the keybord.
     
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    Today and it was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
     
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    A long time ago, it was not good.
     
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  10. garypagetwo

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    dude why do you keep asking if i went on a date? you know she suddenly said she had to go on a cruise ship.
    :(
     
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    It's alright my friend, I had a good run in the 90's. :jj:
     
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    Gary, Are you going to watch Artie on Fallon with us tonight?
     
  13. doughhead63

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    Tuesday night...right before bed...nothing like falling asleep after some bed wrestling :cheer:
     
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    A couple days ago. I was okay. She's young and doesn't do much but make a bunch of noise unless she's on top.
     
  15. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    I hate Artie and don't really like Fallon, so I think I'll pass. Thanks though :)
    When did you last have sex btw?
     
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    Gary fucked a poodle last night.
     
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    Do they get NBC in Oslo?
     
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    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    creepy
     
  20. doughhead63

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    Wanna hug? Spoon, perhaps?