when discussing your genitals with your significant other, what do you call them?

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    any code name or funny name?
     
  2. Kanye West

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  5. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    Oderus.
     
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    :wtf:
     
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    I say "Suck that shitty, bitch!" Then I throw my knees back by my ears and let her lick my Clutch.
     
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    This thread was perfect:c
     
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    Cobra Dick
     
  12. Johnnykstaint

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    nope, use the generic "balls" or "cock"...
     
  13. wigtropolis

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    I told her to stroke my schmoopy and she said snoopy? I said no, SCHMOOPY. She said smoopy, I said no SCHMOOPY!
    She said why do you call it Schmoopy? I said nevermind, the moment is over
     
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    Thunderstick or Purple Pole of Penile Passion
     
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    :lol:
     
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    " my dick"
     
  17. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    same here :lo5:
     
  18. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    And old gf and I used to refer to each other's junk as one's present. There was a lot of "can I have your present?" talk going on. Looking back that was pretty faggy.
     
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    How old were you?
     
  20. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    34-35. :facepalm: