Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Jan 22, 2014.
any code name or funny name?
I say "Suck that shitty, bitch!" Then I throw my knees back by my ears and let her lick my Clutch.
This thread was perfect
nope, use the generic "balls" or "cock"...
I told her to stroke my schmoopy and she said snoopy? I said no, SCHMOOPY. She said smoopy, I said no SCHMOOPY!
She said why do you call it Schmoopy? I said nevermind, the moment is over
Thunderstick or Purple Pole of Penile Passion
" my dick"
And old gf and I used to refer to each other's junk as one's present. There was a lot of "can I have your present?" talk going on. Looking back that was pretty faggy.
How old were you?