When do the Sterns adopt a new dog?

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  1. Chimney Portions

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    Baby jokes aside, Howard and Beth HAVE to adopt a dog after they grieve for a reasonable amount of time.

    Will they "rescue" another pure breed? Or will they attempt to save face and adopt a "muttagree"? Or will Howard opt for a big thick brown weiner?



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    well it takes time to line up a reputable breeder..I mean get the paperwork all set from the shelter yea thats its
     
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    Pure-bred, housebroken, fully-trained and could never, ever have the audacity to jump on their precious furniture.
     
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    The day that Beth is at the NSAL and a Breeder Good Samaritan drops off the pre trained pure breed puppy.
     
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    They'll get a "muttagree" that is cherry picked from NSAL (donated from some poor soul that suffered through a natural disaster/personal tragedy) and probably would be worth $5K if purchased through a breeder (think Leon Bear).

    They will act holier than thou, and Beffie will use the opportunity to be an attention whore for lots of photo-ops :yay:
     
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    just put a muzzle on Gary. at least he'll live a decade or two more.
     
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    They better time it right and adopt before their next trip to see Ellen and Kimmoe. God forbid a "good deed" goes unpromoted!
     
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    I woove animoes !!
     
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    I am curious to see how much time passes before the Sterns get another dog. I would guess soon, but maybe they'll surprise me.

    It took about eight months before I was ready to adopt another cat after my first cat died.
     
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    They will get a purebred from a breeder that gets "laundered" through NSAL.
     
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    they should adopt a male great dane so beth can see what a real cock and balls look like.
     
  12. chuk

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    She'll never be able to pry Howard away from the dog.
     
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    baby is next...no dog
     
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    I'll bet the farm, beff o picked out a new dog as soon as she knew the end was near.
     
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    She better not at this age, or else it will look like that thing in your av.
     
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    I can't wait to hear the ridiculous story they make up about the background of their new pet. Just saying Leon-Bear came from a shelter that was overcrowded after the storms in Alabama wasn't dramatic enough, they had to throw in the fairy tale about him being the only survivor when the shelter was completely destroyed by the tornado.