When do you decide to get stitches?

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  1. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    This is a time sensitive question. :jj:


    Ouch, by the way.
     
  2. NipplesAndToes23

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    Don't be gay. Stitches are for fags. Act like a man.
     
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    Rub some dirt on it.
     
  4. Dirty South

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    Get some super glue and wash your pussy.
     
  5. Sternac

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    duct tape or crazy glue.
     
  6. gilaet

    gilaet mind wandering... Staff Member

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    What did you do now? :facepalm:
     
  7. harlock

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    if you have to ask, you probably need them.
     
  8. eliasbboy

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    Those are my thoughts exactly, but this involves the flat, fingerprint like area of my index finger. It would be unfortunate to lose my sense of touch. I use that for woodworking extensively.
     
  9. NipplesAndToes23

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    Duct tape is sterile. :grad:
     
  10. eliasbboy

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    Wanna see? :evil:

    It's not too bad. A one inch chisel decided it needs to see the inside of my finger. It didn't slide the meat off, but it did make a nice flap.

    Unfortunately as it's swelling important looking meatlike stuff seems to be getting pushed out a bit.
     
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    I wanna see! :cheer:
     
  12. eliasbboy

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    Not too bad.

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  13. gilaet

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    Put some Tussin on it.
     
  14. NipplesAndToes23

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    Put a band-aid on it you fucking pussy. :facepalm:
     
  15. Mr. Potato Head

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    :facepalm:
     
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    Disinfect it, squeeze it closed and superglue it. :hat:
     
  17. eliasbboy

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    It looks better than it photographs. :nocheer:
     
  18. Micheal Kenyon

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    Doesn't look stitch worthy to me, but that's me. I wouldn't hang around a hospital for hours based on that photo.
     
  19. nazdrowie

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    holy shit what a pussy
     
  20. Schmoopy

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    Not clicking. Just pour some Robitussin on it.


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