When does Howard announce his "dream job"?

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  1. Yeahnolisten

    Yeahnolisten Well-Known Member

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    Just say for argument's sake that he's got something else for for 2016 and it doesn't involve Sirius. When does he announce it so he can use the remaining shows as one long commercial like he did when he left terrestrial. Given his current fan base, he doesn't have much time left to convince people that the shit he puts on the radio these days is going to be any different than it will be next year. He also needs to do something that doesn't involve ratings.
     
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    The douche already has a dream job. But I gotta say his dream job is doing nothing and collecting marbles. :bethsucks:
     
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    Howard's dream job would be "Penis Inspector" for the NBA.
     
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    Right after he reveals the name of the beautiful A list celebrity actress that pushed him into a room and blew him and then left.
     
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    I gotta hand it to Howard. He is the master of this bullshit. He throws those little things out there to make it look like he is in hot demand which his cult members eat up like mindless drones. But he never has to follow through with them. The cult members will forget this, but remember that Howard is as or more relevant than he was back when he was on terrestrial radio.

    He is losing his touch as a bullshit artist, but I will give him credit for 40 year career of selling his audience horse shit and them eating it up like it was ice cream.
     
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    Andy Richter? Nah. A gentleman never tells.
     
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    Maybe he'll announce it on Twitter to all his fake followers.
     
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    Every time Wiggy negotiates a deal, it's his "dream job". It's getting old. My favorite sports writer wrote that he's tired of the overhype. He said that it's getting old to have to hear every week about this week's "game of the century".
     
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    I think his dream job is taking over for Inside the Actor's Studio. Imagine the ass kissing that would go on there.
     
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    That's how to know it's all bullshit, if he in fact was entertaining multiple offers the news would be leaked, a deal would be signed long before the end of his current contract and he would use the remaining contract time to bash his current employer while promoting his future employer.
     
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    The dream job exists only in an actual dream, so he will announce it in a dream.
     
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    He wants to take up grilling, photography and calligraphy.
     
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    Who are we talking about?
     
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    do you guys remember the time he interviewed Bob Saget? Bob was hosting a short-lived game show called "1 vs. the mob" or something. Wigward said that it was his dream job to be paid for so little work.
     
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    He hasn't been offered any "dream job". :rolleyes:
    This is all negotiations for his next contract.
     
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    Hey fuckers keep it down!!!

    I am trying to watch Howard Stern the high school years
     
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    Howard will not announce it until he knows that Sirius won't sign him so he can do his dream job and still get money from Sirius for his replays only and a 3 time a year pop in to do an interview.
    Howard wants a Oprah Sirius deal, where they pay him hundreds of millions to replay his old content and put his no talent friends on air and only be contracted to do any live or recently taped air pieces 3 times a year.
    He's not going to bash Sirius until they definitely don't agree to that deal. Howard's going to triple dip.
    He hears about Sienfeld and Larry David's profit sharing in the Seinfeld continuous cash cow and he feels cheated.
     
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    Here's the proof that there's no offer.
    If it was his "dream job" why wouldn't he just say YES?!
    If I had my dream job offered to me just as my contract was coming up than serendipity!
    "See ya, sirius!...hello new dream job boss!"
     
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    We all know he's staying, the cuts are what's going to be hilarious and of course he'll get on the air with a straight face and justify it.

    Robin if an employer pays you less, woudn't U work less???!!? I mean c'mon THEY SHOULD BE PAYING ME THRU THE ROOF!
     
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    And pecker sucking.