When does Howard watch the Breaking Bad finale?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Jon Hein is God, Sep 27, 2013.

  1. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    My prediction: The Breaking Bad finale is such a huge event and Howard is such a huge fan that he'll wait till Monday night to watch the finale.

    When has he ever watched on Sunday night?

    Yet he watched The Sopranos on Sunday night. It ain't on too late.
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Is that before or after he spanks it to babysitter porn b/c Beff is 'out for the night'
     
  3. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    :snicker:

    Yeah, he's spanking it to videos in NYC and she's getting spanked by a young guy in her Hamptons home.
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Howard is delusional...his wife is gone every night..or out at the Hamptons..and he stays home to jerk off to babysitter porn..

    guys of the dawgsaloon...would you put up with that BS????
     
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    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    I can't believe she doesn't lick his ass. Who wouldn't want to lick Howard Stern's ass?
     
  6. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    But for him, all her young good looking guy friends out there are.... "gay".
     
  7. yippeekyaa

    yippeekyaa Moved forward. VIP

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    I couldn't afford her. Nor would I want to. Give me a nice corn fed midwestern gal or a southern gal raised on buttermilk and cornbread. I'll keep her happy, buy her a pair of Jimmy Choos every now and then and die happy with a big smile on my face.
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    So your wife is fat? "giggle"
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Just goofing yip..the bottom line is if you have a wife that loves you, takes care of you, and thinks of you as the center of the universe..you've done good.
     
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    yippeekyaa Moved forward. VIP

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    No. but real women have curves. Something beth is neither. That being "real" and having "curves".
     
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    yippeekyaa Moved forward. VIP

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    Couldn't be happier. now back to bashing howig and horse face..
     
  12. Uncle Larry

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    No, but Howard is glad to have the time by himself to scour the web looking for videos of beer can thick cock.
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    THAT!! Yip youse the man...you understand a real woman that loves you and has kick as curves is more important that a stringy haired chick with extensions, that is Auschwitz thin.
     
  14. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    breaking bad airs at 9pm est...same time and day the sopranos use to air.

    and i highly doubt wigward stern watches B/Bad
     
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    Who knows where the truth ends and the lies begin with Stern. I don't believe a word that comes out of his mouth, one way or the other.
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    THAT Dexterdog!!
     
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    BeerCanThick Well-Known Member

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    It'll be funny listening to him pretend to be a fan of the show.
    "Yeah, I'm a colossal super-fan of Breaking Bad, but hey, I couldn't watch THE SERIES FINALE."
    Because 9 at night is literally past his bed-time.
    "I gotta get to work in the morning! WHADDYA WANT FROM ME!"
     
  18. Wigward Hairhat

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    We could start a rumor that the final episode features a quick shot of a thick 9inch cock.