When flying, I use the headrest in front of my to pull myself up

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  1. Lucky Pierre

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    When flying, I use the headrest in front of me to pull myself up

    I use it to steady myself when sitting down too.

    The idea that I might be disturbing the guy whose head bounces back and forth never once enters my mind.

    Also, when I'm walking down the aisle to use the lavatory, I steady myself by grabbing each and every head rest aong the way and, more importantly, on the way back too. You're not really sure if I washed my hands or not, but that doesn't enter my thought process either.
     
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    Thread title FAIL.
     
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    Ok
     
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    Don't care.
     
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    Obviously it does. :coffee:
     
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    I just flew on one of those new 787s cross Atlantic in Business Class. Fucking amazing
     
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    Fucking a roofied senior, more like it. You old salty dog, you. :wub:
     
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    I am so glad that I do NOT fly for anything anymore.

    :dance:
     
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    Yeah, vacations are the worst. What kind of loser would want to go to Italy or Greece?
     
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    You need help getting out of an airplane seat and you need something to steady yourself when walking in the aisle? Are you a fat fuck or old as shit?
     
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    Piss test.
     
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    ^^
     
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    thought the same thing...I'll take fat fuck for $200, Alex
     
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    When flying, i act like i'm reaching to look out the window, but I'm actually just lifting my butt cheek so I can poison the air with my gastric love juice.
    I need to pass the gas, I could care less what others think.

    I also can't wait to eat the peanuts like I have not been fed in over 36 hours or some crazy shit
     
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    Were the headrests to your satisfaction?
     
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    On a train I de-reclined my seat and the soda the Brazillian lady in back if me had on her tray toppled over and spilled all over her once.