When Fred still had balls.

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  1. BonDuckwald

    BonDuckwald Active Member

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    2006 seems like an eternity ago.

    [video=youtube;54nVJrsFBAo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54nVJrsFBAo[/video]
     
  2. SouthernListen

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    When this gig goes the wife goes and Fred is back to eating alone at a street vendor's counter. He knows Howard is meglomaniacal now and the best way to deal with them is just lay low and flatter them from time to time. He's not going to have any artistic standards about it and get sent packing at the next contract renewal.
     
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    His waitress, turned failed actress, turned kept Jewish wife ain't hanging around unless he earns. So he'll lick Howard's nut sack in hopes of being thrown a bone at the end of this contract . . . :coffee:
     
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    Fred lost his balls when his wife was caught making out with some "actor" and he didn't kick her to the curb.
     
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    She met him on dial-a-date. She was always a gutter slut . . . :coffee:
     
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    I can't fault Fred. He realized that he's a nearly 60 year old man who pushes buttons for a living...and manages to fetch some decent scratch for doing so. He can literally be replaced by an intern.

    So sucking Howard's cock and laughing at his impressions is just a smart business move. If Howard let Fred go, King Norris would be opening for Jackie at the Chuckle Hut for t-shirt revenue.
     
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    Actually Fred would be playing a guitar for Quarters outside of a bus station . . . :secret:
     
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    :cwl:
     
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    Fred's been MIA since Artie left. The silence is deafening (no more sound drops). To quote Fred: "Hm?"
     
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    Nobody can push Fred's buttons better than Howard, and when Fred feels cornered, he flips out. The Rainbow Room incident is a classic.

    [video=youtube;yVjDghMs41g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVjDghMs41g[/video]
     
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    aaaaaaaAAAHHHHHHH!!!
     
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    I'll knock your block off Sal!
     
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    I respect Fred for continuing to play gigs with his band -- doing what he loves best. The sycophantic, Lurch-laughing button-pusher is just what he does to support his family. Which is no different than many of us, but for ten times the money.
     
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    "NEXT CONTRACT RENEWAL??" Are you mad sir? What contract renewal? Does anyone really think The Wig has any hope of getting a nice fat contract anywhere, let alone Sirius? Stern is going to have to eat a massive load of shit and settle for peanuts in comparison to what he will have made in the 10 years at Sirius.
    Fred, Gary... all of them will be twisting in the wind to get work when Stern leaves Sirius. There will be no contract renewal unless it's for Jay Thomas money. Count on it.
     
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    Anyone know what Fred does on the show anymore other than keep track of when Howard needs to break? He rarely if ever does sound drops anymore or voices. Half the time when Howard goes to ask him a question, he isn't even in studio. Most shows you don't even know if he is there.

    I think people trash Gary for doing nothing, but I think Fred may be the biggest loafer out of the bunch.
     
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    Yeah, no... let's not go nuts.
     
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    I was thinking more in terms of the last decade or so, and in the future it might not be the same form of show or pay as much, but he would want to be employed at whatever endeavor Howard is involved with. Unless of course the band takes off. <g>

     
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    Fred never had balls, He had bluff.......Until Stuttering John called him on it......"Lets take it outside crazy-man, You don't scare me!!" Fred set his ass down and shut-up like the pussy he has always been underneath...........
     
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