When Hamptons Howie says "I work hard for the show you have no idea!"

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  1. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    What do you think he means by that? Between a 3 day week, 4 hour work day, and focus on AGT. Im oddly curious what effort he puts toward the show. Any ideas?
     
  2. Joe Bauers

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    He reads live commercials.
     
  3. Ice Hole

    Ice Hole Active Member

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    He probably has to call JD every hour, everyday to make sure the Tivos are working.
     
  4. guruhugz

    guruhugz Well-Known Member

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    Wiggy has to disinfect his entire body with Purell after associating with the little people. That must be exhausting.
     
  5. DogStar69

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    My idea is that he is a liar and embarrassed about being so lazy and putting on a shitty show that he is trying to deflect.
     
  6. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    He has to call jeff Schick and make sure the latest updates to Lotus Notes Version 1994 have been installed
     
  7. MobyDick

    MobyDick Well-Known Member

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    maybe he forgot he wasn't on AGT at the moment
     
  8. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    We've all seen the routine with Howard. He has the entire show mapped out in front of him, and that studio runs like a machine. He has so many people to assist him, its ridiculous....
     
  9. Humongous

    Humongous Well-Known Member

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    It probably FEELS like he's working hard because he has has to fill 4 hours without having anything interesting or funny to say and Robin, Benjy and Fred are completely useless in that capacity. Bite the bullet and fill the Artie chair you cheap fuck.
     
  10. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh I got a head that's large Gold

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    He gets that mop on his head hand stitched in every morning...shit's exhausting!:c
     
  11. Vdrummer35

    Vdrummer35 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    howcie's wig could replace him on any venue, tv, radio internet & real world?
    the king of all wigs?
     
  12. EmperorsNewCaps

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    He's already established that he considers reading news papers and watching TV to be "work" for the show.

    I remember like two years ago when he got pissed at Booey for needing him on a Sunday and Booey said he screamed "you wasted so much of my time that I could've been reading the paper for the fucking show."
     
  13. Vdrummer35

    Vdrummer35 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    the howcie stern show died when he married beff o & attacked his fans for not liking poor changes on his part?
     
  14. weenuk

    weenuk Active Member

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    I think I have an idea of his hardships. He's a whiny baby douchebag that doesn't count his blessings.
     
  15. Undead

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    Shit...working a 2 day work week...4 hours a day...that's some damn hard labor on his part. Motherfucker should get some bonus pay for all that right? Am I right???
     
  16. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Howard doesn't prepare the show. Gary does all the work.
     
  17. YokoOhNo

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    The tough part of his job is that he never gets any time to relax....when the show ends on tuesday our wednesday he knows he's got another show to do in five to twelve days
     
  18. Beth143nacho

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    The fucking douchebag works in a week what hard working Americans work in an average day (and what the average American works in 1.5 days), takes off 12-14 weeks to recoup...

    sadly, it's just another way to crowbar agt into the conversation (which he told us for 20 minutes yesterday that he wouldn't talk about)... If he's so tired from all the hard work, he should quit either agt or thss.

    Every time howard mentions how hard he works and how tired he is, someone should slap him in the fucking face with the annual schedule.
     
  19. La Flama Blanca

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    he only gets piss breaks
     
  20. Winst

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    It kind of sounds like something that HTV was created for...it would make for a great show..or three.
    Heck...they didn't even need HTV for this...it could have been done back on E!.
    ..and they don't even need cameras...I think that most people would be willing to settle for
    some kind of audio segment.

    Whatever.....revolution shmevolution.