Stern Show When Howard and Beth have a baby...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Axeman32, Jan 14, 2016.

  1. Axeman32

    Axeman32 Active Member

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    Will Ronnie be able to stop that shitty stalker Bobo from coming to the hospital room?
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Beth has a dried up barren womb and Howard never fucks her...he is busy blowing Ralph.

    so your question is moot.
     
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    If they were to have a baby at their age, there would be a very high probability of down syndrome or other birth defect.. howie would demand that it be aborted..
     
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    kggtty Well-Known Member Banned User

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    i would love to see howard have a part goy child

    that would be great
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Sum Ting Wong :dontknow:
     
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    chrisfromvegas HOOLIGAN

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    She would poke the kids eyes out.
    "look at my BLIND kid"
     
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    kggtty Well-Known Member Banned User

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    LMAO that kid would probably end up looking like this
    [​IMG]
     
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    Beff would LOVE a special needs baby.. Talk about photo ops and praise from faceless instagramers!

    I would have PS chops ops till no end. :bounce:
     
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    Plus, autism. That has been proven.
     
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    They should adopt a third world orphan and name it Kumquat.
     
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    They are friends with Jenny... So they have that under control :D
     
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    Beffquus Scripta sunt in stellis

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    Finally, someone in the house who could read one of Beth's "books" to her.
     
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    Howard can't get her knocked up on account of him loving the beer can thick cock
     
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    Howard would cut off his own dick with a rusty knife before he would have another kid and risk having to give Beth 17% of his gross income in child support
     
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    Tracy Little Miss Sunshine

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    Who cannot see...
     
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