When Howard & Beth divorce, will she demand one dime?

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  1. Dainty Jainty

    Dainty Jainty New Member

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    If she were the good, gentle, angelic, giving, loving person we're forced to believe she is she would not accept one dime of divorce money, right?

    I mean, she makes her own money as Howard has reminded us hundreds of times. So surely she won't demand Howard give her half of their marital assets upon divorce.

    Sure, she has gotten used to a lavish lifestyle but it's not anything she couldn't continue to enjoy with her Posh Pets, Flirting with Disaster, Whipped, Filter, modeling, FHM, Extra, Casino Cinema, Dave Letterman, Mastercard, and Mom Caves salaries.

    They married for love!

    Right!???
     
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    JDs tees Well-Known Member

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    I've always had a question, maybe a divorce lawyer could answer it; would she have rights to half his Sirius money? They were dating during his first contract, then married during his second. Any clue how that would shake out? I'd love it if she cleaned him out and Howard had to sell a bunch of shit cuz he's not liquid enough.
     
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    Why would she divorce him?

    She is never home, apparently from the pics can be seen out with dudes hands on her ass and the old Jewican is so whipped he doesnt open his distorted pie hole.

    She ironically is going to ride that horse till it dies.
     
  4. BethSucks

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    I'm not a divorce lawyer but the pre-nup supersedes her claim to the Sirius money. She'll without a doubt challenge the pre-nup when it comes to divorce time but I'd imagine they'll settle for a figure far, far less than an equal split of the monies.
     
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    Like her besty Katie Lee, she could write a "fictional" book about her life if Wiggy doesn't pay up.

    http://www.amazon.com/Groundswell-Katie-Lee/dp/1611202876
     
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  7. Morning Wood

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    She will ask for 2 Billion dimes.
     
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    The original book cover had Katie on it, I guess someones lawyer thought it was too real.


    It's safe, just huge...
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    Wow, few authors are brave enough to start their professional careers with a full page shot of the wrinkles in their ass. :) A nice ass of course.
     
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    NEWSFLASH: there will be no divorce

    She's too much of a child. She needs a father figure to buy her a pack of gum and show her how to chew it. She couldn't function without M.C. Pelican.

    And what kind of gigs could she possibly dream of getting without Howard? She's already scraping the bottom of the bottom of the barrel with his help.

    And how long does he have left, really? And how much would she ever have to do as his end approaches? There will be nurses and care-givers and diaper-changers to beat the band. The most she'll have to do is kiss him on the forehead between oatmeals.

    I'm very proud of that last line, as the Stones' "Wild Horses" starts playing...............

    And if he hasn't put a foot in her ass/kicked her to the curb by now, will he ever?

    No, she's riding it out 'till the end, for maximum security, profits, and fame.
     
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    Guess howie didn't take that photo. She's not blurred out, and looks like a real girl.
     
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    the real question is... how quick after they file will howard be screaming that Sirius/XM is two company???
     
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    She already has the single life without having to divorce the old idiot. She just has to let him lay on top of her for maybe 5 minutes a month, I am sure she has done worse. She gets to go out almost every night of the week and be with people her own age. She has all the money she needs right now, she has him buying her TV shows and spots on shitty talk shows. Besides she isn't famous enough to divorce him just yet. She will try to use him to get more fame, and if that doesn't work a big divorce and the book she will "write" about their marriage will get her the publicity she craves so much.
     
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    I guarantee you Howard had her sign a prenup the with as many pages as the NYC phone book. Luckily for Howard, Don Buckwald and his team of lawyers don't practice family law so there is less of a chance of a contract with a Sirius bonus type of screw up.
     
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    I'm sure the pre-nup covered all future earnings within the contract. Odds are she gets a predetermined amount of money based on years of marriage irregardless of any new contracts or ventures by Howard.
     
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    yes to everything this

    and she'll transform herself into a "relationship expert"....................................."When to Jump Ship, Ladies: A Practical Guide to Gold-Digging"
     
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    Hey, when the Beefus hits the big 4-0, will her name officially change to "Beth-Old"? :)
     
  20. Thelma

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    :lol:

    Plus Winst says they're not "really married." :quote: