When Howard departs this world will they bury him with or

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  1. dawg

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    Without the Wig?

    I hadn't thought about this until Nemo brought it up. Now i need to know!! :pissed:
     
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    With wig, sauce on side!
     
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    with the Wig. :grad:
     
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    the wig will go to the next "howard" as it is the property of Liberty Broadcasting now.
     
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    But at that point they will have to staple it to his head :wtf:
     
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    With wig
     
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    Depends how pissed off Beth ends up being. If he leaves it all to his kids, Beth will make sure to humiliate him and bury him without the wig.
     
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    with...
     
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    Lets pray for this and an open casket :pray:
     
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    Someone is going to be pissed when Howard dies! Either his daughters or Beth. One side will see that he is buried bald i bet :rofl:
     
  11. Mr Vengeance

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    They'll bury the wig, but Beffy will have Howie's head frozen like Ted Williams.
     
  12. dawg

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    What a sad thing. When you are dead people can pluck your wig off and there is not a damn thing you can do about it :spit:
     
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    He could be cremated with the wig placed on top of the urn
     
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    Ok, with the wig. But...hair over face or the one with bangs? The one with Soul-Glo on it or a dark brown one. Decisions, decisions.
     
  15. BethOsItchyHem

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    In a 1000 years when they open his crypt there will be a wig stapled to a skull along with a plastic chin implant, and a bag of money.
     
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    The wig will be buried in either the Stern family crypt, or in the nearest pet cemetery.
     
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    :cwl:
     
  19. Jayla

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    I don't know, but I LOVE that he has longevity genes. Beef could have to deal with him for easily the next THIRTY FUCKING YEARS. You know she was hoping he'd kick it right around this time when they first hooked up. Then again, he just might starve himself to death.
     
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    I hope they bury him with the goddamn horse's head.