Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Dlist, Apr 8, 2012.
Batt her lashes
run off with nacho into the sunset.
That's a Trick Question!!!
Unless Howie dies in the next couple of years.
There is NO chance in hell they will be together starting in the next few years.
Of course she will wear her smart girl glasses to the funeral!
Or she may just freak...who is going to take and photoshop twitter pics for her??
She will go back to running the races.
She'll want to attend the funeral, but not be able to make it after twisting her ankle on the way.
Other than that she and Jared will enjoy his millions.
with all the money she will inherit, she'll do whatever the fuck she wants...
A few hours after the funeral for KOAM, Beth will spread her legs and let John Stamos fire a few loads into her. 9 months later John Stamos Jr. pops out of her cooch.
Before Howard married Beth, he said that all his money is going into a fund that is managed by his "friends".
Beth would need to request money from this fund.
Howard is totally sick in his head. Jew-Gold sickness.
My dad set up an annuity that pays my mom every month, unless she gets married again...smart guy.
Credit to Chimney Portions.
Beth will freak that she can't get her hands on the millions, will lose the apartment and Chimney Manor, and will lose her golden ticket to celebrity. She will find herself a dried=up, barren old whore that nobody under 80 wants. I hate to say it, but I may be looking forward to that day! Think of all the tell-all books that would be written!