When Howard dies.........

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by NiggalissCage, Mar 27, 2015.

  1. NiggalissCage

    NiggalissCage Well-Known Member

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    Beth is going to be like Casey Kasem's wife and hide him from the kids and shit right?

    Can you imagine the shit storm his estate is going to be? Between Beth and the kids, it's going to be a complete disaster. His daughters will go bat shit crazy I bet, those peace and love free will hippy assholes are always the most nasty and materialistic animals when faced with the gravy train coming to an end.

    Gon' be good!
     
  2. HorsetoothBeth

    HorsetoothBeth Well-Known Member

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    ....I'll squat side by side with Jackie as we defecate on his grave.

    :shithead:
     
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    teehee Friend Of The Friendless

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    I think he met with the oldest daughter and discussed this matter when the Casey Kasem stuff was happening..He does NOT trust Beth..:giggle:
     
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  4. bznick

    bznick Hustling, Flowing, and Hating! Gold

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    He won't leave anyone his money as mentioned in a different thread...

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    teehee Friend Of The Friendless

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    I could definitely see him doing this..
     
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    deadbeat Well-Known Member

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    Rip mcdivvit Well-Known Member

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    The thought of beth' boyfriend moving into the Manhattan 2 floor spread within hours of his cremation will piss off those Stern girls and their boyfriends. Does NY have those 10 year rules where prenuptial agreements go out the window?

    BTW whats Steve Jobs wife doing lately?
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    Nick Manning Well-Known Member VIP

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    Beff will have The Wig stuffed and mounted, so as to remind any boyfriends or girlfriends and daughters that she will make you into a display. Howie will look like this.

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    In the days following Howie's demise, Beth will use her "SAD FACE" to milk the last of the media attention that she will ever get.
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    A few days later, when the coast is clear, she'll be doin' this:
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  10. kippy

    kippy Not Safe For Women VIP

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    Depends what the terms of the prenup are. If another increase is due soon after he dies, it will be like weekend at Bernie's. Beth will drag him around pretending he is still alive until the new payday arrives, The way Howard looks now, no one will know the difference.
     
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  12. DogStar69

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    Howard's kids won't care what he does with the body as long as they get cash.
     
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    This picture is amazing. I've never seen Howard look this bad.
     
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    Rip mcdivvit Well-Known Member

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    Its got to be some Stern/Mickey Rourke mashup.
     
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  15. Nick Manning

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    Yep, "Weekend at Howie's" . Not mine, but it's funny.

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    Quedee Wise Ass Extraordinaire

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    I think the big question is if after his death, someone nominates Wigward to do the "Ice Bucket Challenge".
     
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    I'm sure when Howard gets old, Beth will hire nurses 24/7 to take care of him. Meanwhile, she'll be living it up in the Hamptons with a boy toy.
     
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    I hope Toni is ready to travel with Howards corpse.
     
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    You know he fears the though of another man fucking his wife when hes gone. This motherfucker is going to hang around for as long as possible.
     
  20. Krinkle

    Krinkle What?

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    Howard who?
     
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