When Howard is on his deathbed

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    What regrets will he have?

    1. Never really lived, scared to drive, scared of everything.
    2. Never fucked his wife without the use of a rubber :facepalm:
    3.?
    4.?
     
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    Coffins don't come big enough to hold all his money.
     
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    Should have said YES I bought that stripper a car..
     
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    I should of banged Jillian barberie
     
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    "Rosebud!"
     
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    "I shouldn't have snowballed with Ralph" :bigcry:
     
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    I shouldn't have made "that face" on AGT...
     
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    Jackie deserved some of my marbles maybe?
     
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    Never figured out if it was one company or two.
     
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    Could have married "an earner."
     
  11. MGD

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    Howard drove to see The Avengers all by himself. Don't you remember?
     
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    Right after he "went out" to bowl!
     
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    15 seconds after ronnie has a heart attack, crashes off the side of the brooklyn bridge and sinks to the bottom, Stern will say "Oy Vay! why did I have a 70 year old limo driver?"
     
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    :lol:
     
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    If Howard was on his deathbed, I would gladly piss on him..
     
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    Screwing Beth with a rubber on may be a good choice. Howie may vetted her past and come up with some less than desirable results (allegedly):dontknow:
     
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    Buying teeth too big for his mouth.
    Excessive use of scarves.
     
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    bobo was dead air
     
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    howard's biggest regret will always be the failure of his first marriage.