Watching the last NBC NFL Sunday night game of the season last weekend, I cracked up when they showed KELLY CLARKSON plugging something or other -- just the thought of High Pitch insisting he was KELLY CLARKSON on the phone still cracks me up. The Paul Anka interview, in 2005, I think. GREAT interview. Out-fucking-standing stories. Sinatra's teeth getting knocked out for mouthing off to some "Friend of ours". I'd still like to read about Howard meeting his end in a flaming helicopter crash... trapped in the wreckage watching Beff roast -- the smell of burning horseflesh -- but, damn, the show was great once upon a time. The Beetlejuice/Hank meeting? Like fucking Lao Tze meeting Confucious.