When Howie's mother dies, he is going to be one big wreck

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Hateman, Jan 9, 2013.

  1. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Shot Dead

    Reputations:
    2,778
    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2012
    Messages:
    11,608
    Likes Received:
    831
    She is the only woman he ever loved in his life. The reason he is obsessed with his ass cause she use to finger it for his temperate. I can see him going all Norman Bates and dressing up like her once she crooks
     
  2. Anfkid

    Anfkid Team Uncle Cuck Gold

    Reputations:
    874,001
    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2012
    Messages:
    28,502
    Likes Received:
    16,836
    he's a coffin hopper for sure.
     
  3. Feltspot

    Feltspot Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    -9
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    1,654
    Likes Received:
    247
    Interesting thoughts..........

    He will unravel and start to hatch weirder more odd thoughts........
     
  4. Pigsaw

    Pigsaw Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    13,192
    Joined:
    Feb 1, 2012
    Messages:
    1,845
    Likes Received:
    2,327
    Howard will have a nervous breakdown. He'll go completely bat-shit crazy when she dies. :nooo: He's never grown up. He's gone from one "Mommy" to the next. First his mother, then Alison and now Beth. He needs someone to hold his hand at all times.

    Remember how he reacted a few years ago when his mother came to his house in the Hamptons and she slipped on some steps? He said he cradled her in his arms and cried!:bigcry: Jeeze!---what a baby! She was just fine but Howard just couldn't and still can't think of the world without his mommy.
     
  5. jyanks

    jyanks Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    81,524
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    7,047
    Likes Received:
    3,881
    Whether it be Ben or Rae who goes first, this will be the first time in Howard's life that he will know real pain. Not even the pain of a divorce. Or losing a lawsuit. Or his dog dying. But the death of a parent.
    He has no idea how lucky he is to have had them in his life for so long, up to now.
     
    Last edited: Jan 9, 2013
  6. itpdude

    itpdude New Member

    Reputations:
    211
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    14,602
    Likes Received:
    13
    Are you a mod?

    You no why.
     
  7. Kool

    Kool Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    12,245
    Joined:
    Mar 12, 2012
    Messages:
    4,869
    Likes Received:
    2,917
    possibly this year....:sadbye: So many questions when it happens, How much time off? Will Blobbin go? How about the staff? What happens to the surviving parent?
     
  8. jyanks

    jyanks Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    81,524
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    7,047
    Likes Received:
    3,881
    haha - just saw that! thanks.
    And I'm not a mod. Are you?
     
  9. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP

    Reputations:
    91,295
    Joined:
    May 13, 2012
    Messages:
    16,222
    Likes Received:
    5,799
    Rea will live on and on as long as Hamptons draws breath........A real life Norman Bates there Boy-O........................
     
  10. Douchebag 007

    Douchebag 007 New Member

    Reputations:
    69
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    8,401
    Likes Received:
    24
    his grief will be thick and veiny like a beercan
     
  11. SiriusDawg

    SiriusDawg New Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Apr 11, 2012
    Messages:
    1,768
    Likes Received:
    1
    I can't wait

    Will be the first time we have seen a 'real' Howard in some time....I do think he was 'real' back in the day which is a long, long time ago.
     
  12. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP

    Reputations:
    91,295
    Joined:
    May 13, 2012
    Messages:
    16,222
    Likes Received:
    5,799
    Just spit beer all over!!!!!!!
     
  13. Jake Dog

    Jake Dog Active Member

    Reputations:
    27
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    1,292
    Likes Received:
    10
    The real question is, will Beth attend the funeral or will she sprain her ankle again? :dontknow:
     
  14. itpdude

    itpdude New Member

    Reputations:
    211
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    14,602
    Likes Received:
    13
    No but if I ever become a mod, all ban-hammer and Crossbar messages would end with, "you no why."
     
  15. itpdude

    itpdude New Member

    Reputations:
    211
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    14,602
    Likes Received:
    13
    We'll all have to remind The Pelican to read Dr. Sarno's book to get over the grief because it's all in his head.
     
  16. killallposers

    killallposers Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    55,784
    Joined:
    Aug 27, 2012
    Messages:
    7,231
    Likes Received:
    5,426
    in the next few years beth will leave him, his parents will die and he will be without a TV/radio offer that he is willing to take. he will then lock himself in a room where he talks into vintage mics in his parents' voices. he will starve to death after going through his stockpile of nuts and dried fruit. as there is no one left who wants to be around him, he won't be found for 3 years when emily pays a visit. the 3 girls were talking and realized that none of them were given rae's wedding dress as per her will. howard is found dead wearing it.
     
  17. Tinman

    Tinman Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    87,235
    Joined:
    Jan 18, 2012
    Messages:
    6,580
    Likes Received:
    5,165
    :dontknow:
    [​IMG]


    I think you meant Ray, sometimes misspelled Rae.:secret:
     
  18. LobsterTails

    LobsterTails Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    7,402
    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2012
    Messages:
    1,369
    Likes Received:
    744
    I don't know why he likes her so much. From all the stories Howies told about her over the years, she sounds like a right selfish CUNT.
     
  19. tHISisKiSSeL

    tHISisKiSSeL ♡❂❁❀♡ Gold

    Reputations:
    30,177
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    6,782
    Likes Received:
    2,245
    so you're saying howard will be funny again someday?
     
  20. Tinman

    Tinman Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    87,235
    Joined:
    Jan 18, 2012
    Messages:
    6,580
    Likes Received:
    5,165
    At 13 she got Howard a subscription to Playboy.....best Mommy ever!:D