When I am old enough, I am going to run for president

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Jul 9, 2013.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    And when I win, you are all fucked!!!


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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    I will take every one of you, fuck your ass, make you humble
     
  3. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Will you run on a "Cheap fast food / No doggy-style" platform?
     
  4. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    I recall once at SFN, you said you wanted to get into comedy. How's that working out?
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    I never said that fuck off
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    You will be executed for this disrespect
     
  7. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    so, Chriza 2016 :cheer:
     
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    The mayo on hotdog bill will come into effect
     
  9. Chriza

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    Hahkh! Ptooey!
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    I will run a campaign of fear and saturated fats
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Mario for Veep
     
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    one of two ain't bad
     
  13. Toothdecay

    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    You'll never win with that whore of a girlfriend
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Stop calling her that

    By then she will be my whore of a wife!
     
  15. beatlejaws

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    he needs to hook up with Chelsea
     
  16. Toothdecay

    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    Calm down I'm just kidding

    Even the bald faggot deserves better than that
     
  17. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I already donated to the campaign so I'm all good, right??? :cheer:
     
  18. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    The first Carl's Jr. will officially be added to the registry of National Historic Places.
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Of course, I'm going to name an aircraft carrier after you
     
  20. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    You will be kidnapped and brought to New York, which will be a decimated ruin of a city, used only for criminal storage and refuse. Your only hope will be a rescue from a stranger that has the toughness and smarts to get in and of of the island.

    That man will be wearing a tight shirt and lots of tattoos.

    He will have one eye.

    That man will be Schmoopy's dad.