Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Jul 9, 2013.
And when I win, you are all fucked!!!
I will take every one of you, fuck your ass, make you humble
Will you run on a "Cheap fast food / No doggy-style" platform?
I recall once at SFN, you said you wanted to get into comedy. How's that working out?
I never said that fuck off
You will be executed for this disrespect
so, Chriza 2016
The mayo on hotdog bill will come into effect
I will run a campaign of fear and saturated fats
Mario for Veep
one of two ain't bad
You'll never win with that whore of a girlfriend
Stop calling her that
By then she will be my whore of a wife!
he needs to hook up with Chelsea
Calm down I'm just kidding
Even the bald faggot deserves better than that
I already donated to the campaign so I'm all good, right???
The first Carl's Jr. will officially be added to the registry of National Historic Places.
Of course, I'm going to name an aircraft carrier after you
You will be kidnapped and brought to New York, which will be a decimated ruin of a city, used only for criminal storage and refuse. Your only hope will be a rescue from a stranger that has the toughness and smarts to get in and of of the island.
That man will be wearing a tight shirt and lots of tattoos.
He will have one eye.
That man will be Schmoopy's dad.