when I eat a sandwich I get depressed halfway through the sandwich because only half is left

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  1. Napoleon V

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    am I a pessimist?
     
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    think of it as your stomach being half full

    #TeamOptimism
     
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  3. Napoleon V

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    I just finished a sandwich and I'm not full :mad:
     
  4. Anfkid

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    No yer just a fat pig.
     
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    buy 2 sandwiches
     
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    i enjoy the title of this thread. well done.
     
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  8. Napoleon V

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    I have a dad-bod asshole!
     
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    You need body by @Bro
    get this chubby into shape
     
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  10. Napoleon V

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    this is a good strategy for the future thank you


    I ordered a large so this wouldn't happen but I still feel the pang!
     
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  11. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    I'm about ready to bust a nut.
     
  12. Napoleon V

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    thanks for the update Rod
     
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  13. Napoleon V

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    I'd give the philosopher there a hero so he'd STFU
     
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    I get depressed about the carbs.
     
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    And the gluten :facepalm:
     
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    I don't even know what that is.
     
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    hey summer
     
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    Do a search, you'll never be the same.
     
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    Dr. Perlmutter fucked me up for life. Very interesting.
     
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    I had a damn custom sandwich order delivered today and they got it all wrong! They sent me somebody else's fucking sandwich!! :pissed:

    So I called them politely and now have a free sandwich the next time I order from there. :hippie:
     
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