When I get up to get a condom, I have difficulty maintaining an erection

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  1. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    I have to awkwardly have her get me hard again. I try and play it down and laugh it off but deep down I'm embarrassed and anxious.
     
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    Condom. :jj:


    Stop frequenting whores.
     
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    I haven't used a rubber in over 20 years. I couldn't anymore. They stink, don't feel good, are a major interrupter of my groove. Fuck that shit.
     
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    what are you going to the condom room to get a rubber:facepalm:


    psst new thing called an night table....it am has drawers
     
  7. Lucky Pierre

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    you pull out dbd?
     
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    fuuuuuck no. I gotta blast that shit right in the pocket it belongs in. Always had a chick on birth control before but I've been snipped for 10 years now.
     
  9. PLZ callmeTED

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    I like when Dave pretends he gets pussy. :jj:
     
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    This. :dontknow:
     
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    Uh oh......
     
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    Pardon me, Ted? I am unmarried, just to remind you. Sexual relations are not appropriate for unmarried people.





    Oh, hai, how are you doing this evening Just Peachy. :hw:
     
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    When you get up to go get your condom start talking dirty to your boyfriend. It may keep you in the mood and not make you feel like a total impotent fag.
     
  14. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    :scratch:

    What?

    Did he come out or something?





    Sorry, Dave.

    Congratulations.

    I'm sure you'll make some lucky guy very happy. :)
     
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    Just the word "condom" makes me limp.
     
  16. Daveindiego

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    Plzcallmeted gets his first taste of pussy since his mom gave birth to him, and now all of a sudden he's Rico Sauve?

    :c
     
  17. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Ted.

    I know that you saw my Clippers for 2 billion thread.

    Acknowledge that I was right. I told you the Clippers were worth 2 billion. :fil:
     
  18. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    You didn't tell me anything, moron.

    I'm barely even on here anymore.



    Did you see Chris Paul got booed at the Kings' game and at the Dodgers' game for the second year in a row.

    Haha.
     
  19. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I see that you haven't addressed your anger issues while you have been away. :fil:



    Yeah, I saw that. LA hates the Clippers, it's a Lakers town. I'm LOL'ing at the NBA and the way they're handling the Sterling situation.
     
  20. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    The way they should've handled it would be to allow him to keep the team, but also allow the players, coaches and members of the front office to leave at the end of the season.

    He'd lose sponsorship & fan support and would end up having to sell the team anyway.

    I didn't put a lot of thought into this, but that's the first thing that came to mind.