When I go to HEAVAN

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Howard Cosell, Feb 1, 2015.

  1. Howard Cosell

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    I think it's gonna be cold.

    I may well be wrong, who knows?

    srsly, who knows?
     
  2. Howard Cosell

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    Listen, hell is apparently hot, so heavan gotta be cold.
     
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    How many mults of yours to they have to kill, Dave?
     
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    zingger Who's next? Gold

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    Well this ain't a great first thread attempt.
     
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    How do you piss off dawg? He's the most even keeled human their is.
     
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    Well, enjoy your stay here, short as it will be.
     
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  9. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal What is the charge?

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    It's probably however you want it to be. It's a concept of your imagination to keep you from hanging around with your genitals hanging out in a Hess Station bathroom waiting for men to suck you off.
     
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    I hope it's not so cold it irritates my assy nipples and my assneck
     
  11. gwartney

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    The pope just declared that dogs go to heaven. I feel really sorry for the cats and other pets. Plus cows and pigs deserve a little somethin somethin after being slaughtered and eaten.
     
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    I just wanted to get in before someone nukes the thread.

    Good morning everyone.

    Goodbye Howard.
     
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    :fail:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:jj:

    Down goes chin berry! Down goes chin berry! Down goes chin berry!
     
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    :fail:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:ulol:
     
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    JFC! :fail:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:spit:
     
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    What am "jfc?"
     
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    JFC! It means Jesus Fucking Christ [​IMG]

    :right:

    Copy Sublux much?:rolleye: