When I got home...........

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  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    .........the laptop was completely unplugged. From the mouse, to the speakers, to the internet.

    To the best of my knowledge, the only person here while I was gone was PP to pick up some clothes - and the most that guy can do with a computer is turn it on and go to a porn site.

    I wonder if I interrupted a home burglary when I came home at 9:30?
     
  2. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    yes
     
  3. walleye

    walleye Active Member Banned User

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    Hi slippy, hope you didn't
     
  4. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    how'd they get in?
     
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  6. Slippy

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    I ain't skurred!

    It's not like I have jewellery or keep loads of cash here. Anything of value is too big to move out.........besides this laptop.

    I am confused though. Makes no damn sense. :scratch:
     
  7. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Could've been the front door. Could've been the back door.

    Those criminals are downright clever.
     
  8. BaddFunn

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    and what, the burglar unplugged everything and then put it down and ran away when you opened the door?
     
  9. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Fuck, that's weird.
     
  10. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    you can't unplug the willing.
     
  11. Swayze

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    Pp tried to fuck the usb port
     
  12. Slippy

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    :dontknow:

    Fucked if I know BF. I'd assume a burglar would run when they see the homeowner pulling into the driveway though.
     
  13. zhukov

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    PP and porn - first thoughts are usually correct
     
  14. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    :bigthink:

    If that port was larger, I'd say you had a solid theory there.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    that shit is creepy
    do you lock your doors?
     
  17. Popeye Saavedra

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    Slippy try locking your doors from now on. Maybe someone heard your scanner wasn't working and they tried to fix it. :c
     
  18. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    but..........but........why would he unplug everything?
     
  19. Westerberg

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    Slippy's got a gun.
     
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    So why not take the unplugged laptop out the door?