WTF When I Make it my Goal; also Score Prediction

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Pothead, Feb 7, 2016.

  1. Pothead

    Pothead Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    1,081
    Joined:
    Dec 23, 2014
    Messages:
    1,791
    Likes Received:
    2,553
    to get so blacked out i can't remember who wins the game I inevitably end up waking up knowing not only who won th e game, but often the final score itself. Is is because;

    1. I start drinking too early
    2. I start drinking too late
    3. I spend the whole night trying to get in "friend's"panties (She is 5'1, 105, no kids, hooked on Ambien, and has let me perform cunninlingus many times and has even let me bump uglies with her. P.S.: while we she actually let met boilk her one out of 100 times if she's on Ambien but knoking boots otherwise is uneard of)
    4. I eat too much
    5. I eat too little
    6. I bet on the game
    Any suggestions on how to get in said black out zone. I've been trying for years .last year after kicked out of some dude named Red's party because i I didn't know, "have a bump" meant snort mithe entire bag on the way to the next party I was sure I'd get blacked enough not to remember.

    So I wake up and the damn Wilson INT is still stuck in my head like the smell of Ambien gir's box/taint/asshole after an all-nighter.

    But most importantly: tonights prediction.

    Right now my book has it at Car -5..5 but my book can go lick Rosie O'Donnell's shartbox

    Denver Broncos 42
    Carolina Panthers 9

    That's right, America. After a couple PIdk-6's the Panthers' chances will go away like a bloody shitmark after half a Clorox bleach pen. After that Cam drops trou revealing something painfully similar to a miniature red-hot chili dog.'

    You'v been warned.

    And yes my beer count has officially hit 12. And I live on the West Coast.

    P.S.: My fat-ass piece-of-shit uncle wants Chinese for dinner. What faggot eats Chinese for Super Bowl.
     
    Brokenbad and Mr Cachexic like this.
  2. Mr Cachexic

    Mr Cachexic Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2016
    Messages:
    3,363
    Likes Received:
    3,791
    so other than the game its just a normal lazy sunday?
     
    Turtle Man and Shortwave98 like this.
  3. suckemnuckledus

    suckemnuckledus Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    -3
    Joined:
    Mar 17, 2012
    Messages:
    3,190
    Likes Received:
    4,701
    Already got the ribs and chicken on the BBQ! Sun is shining a beautiful day in San Francisco no doubt!!
     
  4. Shortwave98

    Shortwave98 Cookies Bitch Banned User

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Nov 9, 2013
    Messages:
    31,224
    Likes Received:
    31,962
    Re-examine your life.
     
  5. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling

    Reputations:
    11,966
    Joined:
    Dec 18, 2011
    Messages:
    10,739
    Likes Received:
    15,080
    What did I just read?

    I like your prediction but reversed
     
  6. Just Me

    Just Me VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    5,358
    Joined:
    Jul 25, 2012
    Messages:
    5,105
    Likes Received:
    7,333
    Bit of an alcoholic?
     
  7. Stretch5000

    Stretch5000 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    15
    Joined:
    Mar 17, 2014
    Messages:
    4,409
    Likes Received:
    10,528
    What time did you wake up to drink 12 beers already? What kind of beer?
     
  8. Calloused Shins

    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    44,283
    Joined:
    Oct 17, 2014
    Messages:
    11,780
    Likes Received:
    19,335
    Fuck he say?
     
  9. Brokenbad

    Brokenbad VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    14,345
    Joined:
    Apr 23, 2012
    Messages:
    6,809
    Likes Received:
    7,672
    Ambien spam.
     
  10. Pothead

    Pothead Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    1,081
    Joined:
    Dec 23, 2014
    Messages:
    1,791
    Likes Received:
    2,553
    had to stop taking Ambien