WTF When I Make it my Goal; also Score Prediction

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Pothead, Feb 7, 2016.

  1. Pothead

    Pothead Well-Known Member

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    to get so blacked out i can't remember who wins the game I inevitably end up waking up knowing not only who won th e game, but often the final score itself. Is is because;

    1. I start drinking too early
    2. I start drinking too late
    3. I spend the whole night trying to get in "friend's"panties (She is 5'1, 105, no kids, hooked on Ambien, and has let me perform cunninlingus many times and has even let me bump uglies with her. P.S.: while we she actually let met boilk her one out of 100 times if she's on Ambien but knoking boots otherwise is uneard of)
    4. I eat too much
    5. I eat too little
    6. I bet on the game
    Any suggestions on how to get in said black out zone. I've been trying for years .last year after kicked out of some dude named Red's party because i I didn't know, "have a bump" meant snort mithe entire bag on the way to the next party I was sure I'd get blacked enough not to remember.

    So I wake up and the damn Wilson INT is still stuck in my head like the smell of Ambien gir's box/taint/asshole after an all-nighter.

    But most importantly: tonights prediction.

    Right now my book has it at Car -5..5 but my book can go lick Rosie O'Donnell's shartbox

    Denver Broncos 42
    Carolina Panthers 9

    That's right, America. After a couple PIdk-6's the Panthers' chances will go away like a bloody shitmark after half a Clorox bleach pen. After that Cam drops trou revealing something painfully similar to a miniature red-hot chili dog.'

    You'v been warned.

    And yes my beer count has officially hit 12. And I live on the West Coast.

    P.S.: My fat-ass piece-of-shit uncle wants Chinese for dinner. What faggot eats Chinese for Super Bowl.
     
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  2. Mr Cachexic

    Mr Cachexic Well-Known Member Banned User

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    so other than the game its just a normal lazy sunday?
     
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    suckemnuckledus Well-Known Member

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    Already got the ribs and chicken on the BBQ! Sun is shining a beautiful day in San Francisco no doubt!!
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    Re-examine your life.
     
  5. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    What did I just read?

    I like your prediction but reversed
     
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    Just Me VIP Extreme Gold

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    Bit of an alcoholic?
     
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    Stretch5000 Well-Known Member

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    What time did you wake up to drink 12 beers already? What kind of beer?
     
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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    Fuck he say?
     
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    Brokenbad Well-Known Member

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    Ambien spam.
     
  10. Pothead

    Pothead Well-Known Member

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    had to stop taking Ambien