to get so blacked out i can't remember who wins the game I inevitably end up waking up knowing not only who won th e game, but often the final score itself. Is is because; I start drinking too early I start drinking too late I spend the whole night trying to get in "friend's"panties (She is 5'1, 105, no kids, hooked on Ambien, and has let me perform cunninlingus many times and has even let me bump uglies with her. P.S.: while we she actually let met boilk her one out of 100 times if she's on Ambien but knoking boots otherwise is uneard of) I eat too much I eat too little I bet on the game Any suggestions on how to get in said black out zone. I've been trying for years .last year after kicked out of some dude named Red's party because i I didn't know, "have a bump" meant snort mithe entire bag on the way to the next party I was sure I'd get blacked enough not to remember. So I wake up and the damn Wilson INT is still stuck in my head like the smell of Ambien gir's box/taint/asshole after an all-nighter. But most importantly: tonights prediction. Right now my book has it at Car -5..5 but my book can go lick Rosie O'Donnell's shartbox Denver Broncos 42 Carolina Panthers 9 That's right, America. After a couple PIdk-6's the Panthers' chances will go away like a bloody shitmark after half a Clorox bleach pen. After that Cam drops trou revealing something painfully similar to a miniature red-hot chili dog.' You'v been warned. And yes my beer count has officially hit 12. And I live on the West Coast. P.S.: My fat-ass piece-of-shit uncle wants Chinese for dinner. What faggot eats Chinese for Super Bowl.