When I Was 12

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  1. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    We used to always hang around outside the beer store and ask people to buy us beer, and then take it into the woods behind the store and get drunk. One time this weird European guy bough me and 2 friends 40s, but he followed us to the woods. He had this strong European accent so we had no idea what the fuck he was talking about. After about an hour he kept pointing towards his inner thigh and saying something. We were all "we don't know what the fuck you're talking about". Then he reached over and grabbed my balls and smiled. We all ran the fuck out of there. Creepy motherfucker.
     
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    bullshit
     
  3. Butcher

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    Now we know why you have calcium lumps on your ballsack
     
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    thats hot
     
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    you sucked his cock.
     
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    I'll bet that's how you got the calcium deposits. :coffee:
     
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    Did you sport wood?
     
  9. blairg

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    It's true. I'm not sure what his intentions were, maybe it's a European thing, I'm just saying it freaked us out.
     
  10. jaw_belize

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    abawwawhahwhahahha
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    you got molested you fucking faggot
     
  11. blairg

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    I didn't have them when I was 12, and it was through the pants so he wouldn't know anyways :mad:
     
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    No I didn't, he just grabbed my balls through my pants.
     
  14. blairg

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    No :rolleye:
     
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    self admitted molested faggot!!

    LOLOLOLOLOO
     
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    Its not like serving beer warm....Grabbing an adolescents junk is not a cultural thing.
     
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    That's how they shake hands in Albania.
     
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    where did this happen?
     
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    It was just a grab :nono:
     
  20. blairg

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    Do you know anything about Brampton? Like where shit is?