When i was 13 i banged a 17 year old

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    she was retarded but it still counts :cheer:
     
  2. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    So you were both retards :dontknow:
     
  3. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Wake up, Mikey, time to die.
     
  4. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    :c
     
  5. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    What breed of cat?
     
  6. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    no schtick
     
  7. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    bump
     
  8. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    So mentally she was what, 5?
     
  9. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    it was her idea
     
  10. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    No schtick, when I was 19 I banged a 19 year old. That's the entire story.
     
  11. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    fag
     
  12. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    But she was retarded.
     
  13. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    she sucked at giving head
     
  14. cheezedbyfate

    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    when did you first take it in the can????
    was it a gurl with a strap on or a hung blaek dood?
     
  15. MatthewT

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    two fat retards grinding their gunts into each other never counts
     
  16. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Maybe your dick tasted disgusting. I don't know many retards that turn down a meal :dontknow:
     
  17. cheezedbyfate

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    the clean up must be such a chore.....
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    .
     
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