when i was a kid i could piss super far thru my little weiner

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  1. Harry Gibbs

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    now my little weiner doesn't get anywhere close to that distance anymore.

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    Kaguls are an important part of any exercise program.
     
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    if i don't jerk off for a couple days.

    so...no.
     
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    I can vouche for his little kiddie wienner. Very cute :wub:
     
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    i'm trying to figure out if it's because the tube is bigger so more pee comes out at once, thereby decreasing pressure, thereby decreasing distance, or if it's because my bladder isn't as elastic as it use to be. but i swear to christ i could pee 10 feet when i was little with my little weiner.
     
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    thanks bro. i mean, pop.
     
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    It's also a symptom of an enlarged prostate gland
     
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    interesting. the older I get the farther I can squirt :dontknow:
     
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    it's pretty sad but I can tell when one of my coworkers is at the urinal because his stream is so loud sounds like he is chipping the porcelain. I can be in the stall and tell it's him.
     
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    Pix please.
     
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    not to be rude, but it sounds like your vagina might be getting tighter.

    :jj: i still piss a solid stream, but it just doesn't get the distance it used to. i walked back from the urinal today at work while i was pissing and i only got about 2 or 2 1/2 feet away before i would a missed.

    but it doesn't dribble out like an old man with a giant prostate.
     
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    Don't bring DaveInDiego into this
     
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    You gotta pinch the tip and let pressure build up if you wanna get that distance.
     
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    aging prostate
     
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    LOL :cheer:

     
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    i really think it's because the aretha gets so much bigger that more piss comes out at once now that my little weiner is a slightly less-little weiner (barely).