When I was fucking her she farted on my balls.

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  1. UncaDollas

    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    She said she ate something that made her gassy and the pressure on her stomach pushed it out. It stank too. Gross!
     
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    This would be a thread if she sharted
     
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    Remember the old sketchy motels with the vibrating beds?
     
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    Picture it. 1986...
     
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    Dollas, Unca. :nojj:
     
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    How did you cope?
     
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    Unca motherfuckin Dollas?!?
     
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    JFC!:puke:
     
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    Just kept fuckin, right though the stank.
     
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    People like you are the real heroes. :bigcry:
     
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    Trooper! :salute:
     
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    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    1. Did you hear the fart?

    2. Did you feel the rush of wind on your balls?

    3. Did she comment on it before you did?
     
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    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I bet my balls smell like shit...

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    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Yes on all 3.
     
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    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I'm thinking about calling the cops. That's assault or something like that, right?